Chakotay: "But who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?"
Janeway: "HE stole the cookie from the cookie jar!"
Harry: "Who, me?"
Janeway: "Yes, you!"
Harry: "Couldn't be."
Chakotay: "THEN WHO STOLE THE COOKIES FROM THE COOKIE JAR?!"
Voyager Caption This: The Crazy Gene
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Chakotay: "But who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?"
Janeway: "HE stole the cookie from the cookie jar!"
Harry: "Who, me?"
Janeway: "Yes, you!"
Harry: "Couldn't be."
Chakotay: "THEN WHO STOLE THE COOKIES FROM THE COOKIE JAR?!"
Harry Kim didn't want to be caught surfing while on duty so with Janeway and Chakotay arguing his hand was slowly sliding to the minimise-all button.
Janeway's worries about the crew's dementia was confirmed when Chakotay couldn't find the console.
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Doctor: "I don't know that this counts as miming, Commander. True I am photons,etc. and not flesh and blood as it were, but people are much more impressed if they can't see you leaning against something. I could of course have my program tweaked to resemble an elephant. That would probably help your act, not to mention get you laid."
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Captain Janeway: "Ahh, but the strawberries that's... that's where I had them. They laughed at me and made jokes but I proved beyond the shadow of a doubt and with... geometric logic... that a duplicate key to the ready room icebox DID exist, and I'd have produced that key if they hadn't of pulled Voyager out of action. I, I, I know now they were only trying to protect some fellow officers..."
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Chakotay: "Damned Borg regeneration! I was this close to an orgasm. This close!! But noooo Seven has to hit the sack. I make the bloody crew schedules, I know she doesn't have to get up early. What about me? What about my needs, huh!?!?...And while we're on the subject, somebody tell me why the Borg have enhanced G spots. It's like they're trying to make my life harder. I bet they did it on purpose..."
Harry: "Commander I'm pretty sure they have absolutely no interest in your...y'know.."
Janeway: "Harry's right. I mean I can personally vouch for the other senior officers, discussion of your sexual needs and desires hardly ever leaves this bridge..."
Doctor: "I don't know that this counts as miming, Commander. True I am photons,etc. and not flesh and blood as it were, but people are much more impressed if they can't see you leaning against something. I could of course have my program tweaked to resemble an elephant. That would probably help your act, not to mention get you laid."
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Captain Janeway: "Ahh, but the strawberries that's... that's where I had them. They laughed at me and made jokes but I proved beyond the shadow of a doubt and with... geometric logic... that a duplicate key to the ready room icebox DID exist, and I'd have produced that key if they hadn't of pulled Voyager out of action. I, I, I know now they were only trying to protect some fellow officers..."
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Chakotay: "Damned Borg regeneration! I was this close to an orgasm. This close!! But noooo Seven has to hit the sack. I make the bloody crew schedules, I know she doesn't have to get up early. What about me? What about my needs, huh!?!?...And while we're on the subject, somebody tell me why the Borg have enhanced G spots. It's like they're trying to make my life harder. I bet they did it on purpose..."
Harry: "Commander I'm pretty sure they have absolutely no interest in your...y'know.."
Janeway: "Harry's right. I mean I can personally vouch for the other senior officers, discussion of your sexual needs and desires hardly ever leaves this bridge..."
Scoobysnacks said:
Doctor: "I don't know that this counts as miming, Commander. True I am photons,etc. and not flesh and blood as it were, but people are much more impressed if they can't see you leaning against something. I could of course have my program tweaked to resemble an elephant. That would probably help your act, not to mention get you laid."
Captain Janeway: "Ahh, but the strawberries that's... that's where I had them. They laughed at me and made jokes but I proved beyond the shadow of a doubt and with... geometric logic... that a duplicate key to the ready room icebox DID exist, and I'd have produced that key if they hadn't of pulled Voyager out of action. I, I, I know now they were only trying to protect some fellow officers..."
Chakotay: "Damned Borg regeneration! I was this close to an orgasm. This close!! But noooo Seven has to hit the sack. I make the bloody crew schedules, I know she doesn't have to get up early. What about me? What about my needs, huh!?!?...And while we're on the subject, somebody tell me why the Borg have enhanced G spots. It's like they're trying to make my life harder. I bet they did it on purpose..."
Harry: "Commander I'm pretty sure they have absolutely no interest in your...y'know.."
Janeway: "Harry's right. I mean I can personally vouch for the other senior officers, discussion of your sexual needs and desires hardly ever leaves this bridge..."
Doctor: Relax and try to breath Commander. I will prescribe a stool softener so that future... movements will be much... smoother.
Janeway: Commander please explain what in blazes that mess is in your chair?
Chakotay: Sorry Captain, the Doctor has prescribed some medicine for me and one of the side effects is severe ummm... well.... I guess the technical term for it is mud butt. I've got the mud but now Captain. Sorry.
Kim: Maybe they will be so busy looking for a stool softener that won't give the Commander mud butt that they won't notice my camera viewer placed in Seven's shower.
Where will you be when diarrhoea strikes?
The day after shore leave:
Chakotay: You should have seen the alien fish that caught Harry. It was this big!
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Janeway: Here come de plane... Wait a minute. I can't say that. I am the boss.
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Or...
Janeway [to this thread]: You out there! My name is Kathryn, K-A-T-H-R-Y-N, but that's "captain" to you.
Chakotay: You should have seen the alien fish that caught Harry. It was this big!
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Janeway: Here come de plane... Wait a minute. I can't say that. I am the boss.
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Or...
Janeway [to this thread]: You out there! My name is Kathryn, K-A-T-H-R-Y-N, but that's "captain" to you.
Chakotay: Why Doctor, What large feet you have.
Janeway: Chakotay i swear! i didn't make fun of your animal guide. It was harry Kim doing an impression of me!
Chakotay: Captain, if you ask me one more time if I think your new uniform makes you look fat I will shoot Harry with a phaser!
"BUT HE WAS RIGHT HERE!?!"
Harry Kim was the king of hide & seek on Voyager.
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