Voyager Caption This: Peace Offering

[CommanderTrip]

Janeway: As a token of good faith, I offer you one of our most priced resources and prestigious pieces of technology.

Security Officer Number One: Hey, isn't that the device we used to store that plasma creature we've been keeping on Deck 12?

Janeway: Shut up crewman.....

Security Officer Number 2: Isn't that also the same thing we used to make a Quantum Slipstream drive that we thought was going to work fine, but didn't and actually destroyed the ship, causing the only two surviving crewmembers to alter the past and send a message that would cause the damn thing to break?

Janeway: Shut up Ensign.....

Security Officer Number 3: It's also the same thing Neelix used to store contaminated warp plasma that detonated and killed a bunch of people he was about to trade with.

Janeway: What is it with you people? shut the hell up!

Tuvok:I also must confess, that I recognize that instrument as the device that stored a bunch of psyochotic killer holograms that we discovered onboard an Hirogen Hunting Simulation

Janeway: Et tu, Tuvok?

Chakotay: No, he's right too. I would bet my spirit guide that that is the same thing we used to store that borg baby that just seemed to disappear.

Janeway: That's it, we're cutting all but one of your lines per mission, and also I'm ordering you to eventually become involved with a crewmember that will make you look like the most random, odd paired couple on the ship. *sighs heavily*

Janeway: You see what I have to work with here? We can never get anything done. It's why we keep losing shuttles.

 

[Nerys Myk]

Janeway: No sir, I am quite sure its been under thirty minutes so the pizza is not free.

 

[Alyssa]

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Alien : Sorry but it is going to take more than just footage of Be'lana in the shower to stop this war

Janewway : Aw come on!!!!!

 

[Redshirts_Widow]

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Janeway had never got used to Powerpoint so decided to show the crew her holiday photos the old fashioned way - Slide Show!

Janeway - "Here's me mating with Mr Paris....Oh here's a great one of the kids learning to swim..."

 

[Candlelight]

As evidenced by the entire crew, the Happy Meal wasn't making people that happy.

 

[CaptainJon]

"We're going to give you some of our holodeck technology, even though it's a violation of all our rules and regulations and even though we refused to share our replicators with the Kazon back in Seasons One & Two. Besides...it's not like you and this technology are going to show up three years from now halfway across the galaxy after the holograms become blood-thirsty themselves and start hunting you guys done. I mean, c'mon...[chuckles]...what are the odds of that happening?"

 

[Planetgirl]

CaptainJon said:
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"We're going to give you some of our holodeck technology, even though it's a violation of all our rules and regulations and even though we refused to share our replicators with the Kazon back in Seasons One & Two. Besides...it's not like you and this technology are going to show up three years from now halfway across the galaxy after the holograms become blood-thirsty themselves and start hunting you guys done. I mean, c'mon...[chuckles]...what are the odds of that happening?"

:thumbsup:

Great! My personal favourite.

 

[Kegek]

Buy one now, and get a free shuttle. This offer only lasts until Stardate 54973.4. Terms and conditions apply.

 

[Nebusj]

Janeway was disappointed when instead of a way home the Wonderful Wizard of Oz gave them a cassette tape deck and some coasters.

 

[MeanJoePhaser]

"It was a hard decision to make, but giving the Starfleet penis enhancer to the Flaccidians just seemed like the right thing to do."

 

[Candlelight]

MeanJoePhaser said:

"It was a hard decision to make, but giving the Starfleet penis enhancer to the Flaccidians just seemed like the right thing to do."

"...as Janeway had now finished with it..."

 

[SciFi75]

Janeway: I'll give you our holodeck technology and my First Officer if you leave us alone.

The Borg: We accept the offer of your holodeck technology but your First Officer does not offer any distinctive uniqueness to the Collective.

Janeway: Okay, the holodeck technology, replicator technology and my First Officer. Is it a deal?

The Borg: We accept the offer of your holodeck technology and your replicator technology but your First Officer does not offer any distinctive uniqueness to the Collective.

Janeway: Okay....

Tuvok: Hell, man. We are going to be here all day!