Voyager Caption This: An Enlightening Situation

[NathanielM]

^^^^^^^^^^ LLOLOLOLOL!!! Funny one... ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Little did they know they were all on American Idol!

(Simon's voice off camera) So is that all you can do?

 

[Gertch]

On the planet of intelligent deer they found humans were pretty much immune to their stun lights.

 

[Candlelight]

Shortly after this photo was taken, the trio put the band back together.

 

[Shatmandu]

The hit of the landing party was Paris mooning the others.

 

[BriGuy]

With Deep Space Nine off the air, the spotlight now fell full-force onto Voyager to carry on the Star Trek franchise.

 

[BriGuy]

Director: OK, who's the retard who's been jerking off on the sets again???

 

[Messianni]

The Doctor, after he decided to take Photons Be Free in a much more literal sense, much the the chargin of the crew.

 

[Rat Boy]

When Seven's high beams were on, they were really on.

 

[UssHell]

Chakotay's biggest secret revaled in the bright lights:
His body is slowly becoming transpartenttt... his leg is already... OMG!!!! CHAKOTAY IS A GHOST!!!! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!

 

[Santa Kang]

The paparazzi were merciless as the defendents left the Court House following the "Crimes Against The Franchise" hearings.

 

[BorgBabe]

This time Paris had overdone himself in writing a good vampire holo-novel.

 

[cultcross]

... and when the bright flash faded, the phasers and equipment matched the new movie... and no-one was the wiser....

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

EMH: "Sorry guys, we'll have to do it again. I think I got a little redeye on that one."

Chakotay: "Shit! I'm blind!"

 

[Lilia77]

I like that one!

 

[NathanielM]

EMH: "Oh man, the shuttlecraft's halogen Headlights are bright!"

Chakotay: "No shit... Last time we allow Chief Tim Taylor the Starfleet Engineer to hop this sucker up with more power!"

 

[NathanielM]

The day that captain Janeway got pissed off at starfleet and her large round smooth ass became a full moon to tell them what she REALLY thought of them.

 

[Turd Ferguson]

"THERE ARE ONE MILLION, FIVE HUNDRED THIRTY SEVEN THOUSAND NINE HUNDRED SIXTY TWO LIGHTS!!!"

 

[Gertch]

Finally the mystery of what happened to Goldmember was solved.

 

[Noname On A Naughty List]

Chatokay: "Okay, remember the Prime Directive, as these are still a primative people with a civilization similar to late 20th century Earth...Damn! Here comes a car. Quick! Act like a Deer!"

 

[NathanielM]

Chatokay: Okay maybe we shouldn't look into the sun without sunglasses!