Voyager Caption Contest #64: All Work and No Play....

[The Dominion]

Paris: Quick, there's still time to lure it to a windmill.

 

[Alrik]

Thanks for the Win Randi!!!

Harry: "And just what in the hell do you call this?"

EMH: "An improvement?"

Janeway: "Interesting, but I still like my Rabbit better."

Chakotay (to self): *Huff* "Time to lay off the desserts girl."

Nayomi: "And what do you call this?"

Flotter: "Inappropriate touching."

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Flotter (sighs): "For an actor, there's nothing worse than working with kids. Except, maybe, working with dogs."
Agent (OS): "Oh, that reminds me! I got you a gig on Star Trek: Enterprise next week!"
Flotter: "D'oh!"

 

[Isis]

The Voyager crew was quite pleased to find a Denny's in the Delta quadrant.

 

[Isis]

The new crewman probably wasn't going to work out. Everybody could see right through him.

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Kes: "Leave me alone! I only live eight years! Humans have five or ten years to put on their middle-age spread! I've got maybe six months!"

 

[TommyR01D]

Janeway: Ew, it's all sticky! Seven, you promised you'd clean it after you'd finished.
Torres: Actually, Captain...

 

[TommyR01D]

Doctor: Kes, you do realise you're eating flowers and soil, don't you?
Kes: It's still better than what Neelix cooks.
Doctor: You know, sometimes you make me glad to be a hologram.

 

[Bob Karo]

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Doctor: And that, Mr. Kim, is how I am going to beat you to death with your own skull if you continue to interupt my golf games.

 

[Mistral]

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Doctor: "I don't understand-it says you're dead!"

Garrett Wang (sotto voce) : "So I've been playing this role perfectly all along."

 

[Mistral]

Janeway: "Automatic eye poker-outer. Neelix, what the hell did you buy this for?"

Neelix(OS): "You know how Mr. Paris likes to joke about my cooking?"

 

[milo bloom]

[over comspeaker]
Neelix: Kes, I need you to check on the ambassadors, they look like a bowl of porridge, a fruit salad and a flower vase. Can you make sure they're ok?

 

[Velocity]

Kes: It's the spoon! If I had a bigger spoon I could be Rubenesque like Janeway!

 

[Captain Crow]

Thanks for the win and co-win.

Lien: I can see the camera's reflection in the vase.

Naomi: Don't touch me Floater.

Flotter: It's Flotter, actually.

Naomi: Well, you smell like a Floater to me. Now hands off!

 

[Isis]

Flotter's daughter (OS): "Daddy, it's not fair. You promised me I could get the same shirt as Naomi."

Flotter: "Well, I tried to order it for you, but they told me they had none left in nude."

 

[boco]

Kes: Stop spying on me, Tom! I know you're there.. I can see your reflection in the spoon

 

[Bob Karo]

[over comspeaker]
Neelix: Kes, I need you to check on the ambassadors, they look like a bowl of porridge, a fruit salad and a flower vase. Can you make sure they're ok?

Kes (to flower vase): ... you know too much.

 

[Isis]

Many felt Janeway got too easily carried away.

 

[Isis]

When Janeway decided she needed to bring in some extra money, dentistry was one of the options she considered.

 

[Yeoman Randi]

HOWDY FOLKS. SORRY, APPARENTLY I HAD A MAJOR BRAIN FART TODAY AND ONLY JUST REALIZED I WAS DUE TO PUT UP A NEW CONTEST.

I PROMISE THIS WILL BE DONE TOMORROW FIRST THING! IN THE MEANTIME, TAKE THE NEXT 14 OR SO HOURS TO BE EVEN WITTIER THAN EVER BEFORE!!

HASTA MANANA!