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Voyager Caption Contest #64: All Work and No Play....

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Yeoman Randi

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Greetings fellow Voyagers! Time to shake off that hangover and announce da winnas!

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Under the "What has been seen cannot be unseen" heading we have this:


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Guy: Oh, thank Zombie Jesus! Voyager beamed Kes and Neelix out before they started the heavy duty humping.

Transporter operator, over communicator: We have them. What the fu...?! [gasps] OH, GOD! [vomiting sound] How the hell do I unsee this?! Wait. No. No! NO! NOT THE "O" FACE!!

[Neelix heard grunting over communicator]

Transporter operator, over communicator: AHHHH!!! THE "O" FACE!!

[Phaser shot]

[comedic beat]

[sound of body hitting the floor]


Ah semantics~

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Kyrian leader: "I want the replicator patterns for duplicating her implants, or I off your Borg."

Janeway: "You don't understand. We don't have the ability to replicate Borg technology."

Kyrian leader: "Not THOSE implants, geez, do I have to spell it out?"



Begging the question, how could this even be working we have:

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EMH: How can this possibly be working????


Proving the classics never grow old, we have this:

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Woman: You've done great service for the Vori people. They want to see you back at headquarters.

Chakotay: Headquarters? What is it?

Man: It's a big building where generals meet. But that's not important right now.


Asking the age old question:

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Garrett Wang, thinking: Where the HELL did my career go?



Here we had some awesome Tag Team Work which deserved an award of it's own!

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"Back off or the boobs get it."

Janeway, offscreen: But Harry and Neelix aren't in the room.

Seven: Those aren't the boobs he's referring to Captain.

Janeway: Oh.


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And this week's Morning Cawfee Spew goes to the great originator of the epic Robau thread~


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Kyrian: "Do as I say, or the Male 16-25 demographic gets it!"


Congratulations to the winners and a big old THANK YOU to everyone who played~ you guys are the cream in my cawfee!

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And now, without further ado, here are your new photos just waiting to be captioned without pity:

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As always i will let this brew for two weeks. Until then, have fun, set a course for home and engage!
 
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Kes: "Bad vase... you been a bad vase... yes you have! Quit showing Kes all distorted... show Kes as pwetty Kes... pwetty pwease!!"

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Doc: "I call this the "Headbangin' Harry" program. What do you think?"


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Janeway reading: "Double your pleasure, Double your fun!"


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AHHHH! It's an Abrams special effect!


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Don't call me "Little Boy Blue" again or the girl gets it!
 
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KES: Those flowers...they look edible

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KIM: Are you sure this is what Geoff Peterson looked like before?

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JANEWAY: Hello, Batman?

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CHAKOTAY: Wait a sec....this mean I'm Captain!!!!

JANEWAY: Not...dead

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FLOTTER: i happen to be a beloved storybook character. I resent the implication, Mister Hansen!!!!!
 
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*combadge beeps* Neelix to Kes

Kes: Here

Neelix: I just got back from my away mission with Mr. Vulcan. I got plenty of Leola roots. I bet you are starving for them.
 
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Torres (giggles OS): "It's some kind of Carpellian sex toy! I bought it on Risa! Wanna give it a try?"
Janeway: "Not until I see some files on Carpellian anatomy first!"
 
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Flotter: "You see? She is my own progeny. Now go away and leave us alone!"
Amy: "What? You're lying. You just spritzed me with a gallon of blue dye number 2."
Flotter : "Shhhhhhh!!"
 
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Tuvok (OS): "It is a taser. You know... in case you run into any trouble when you walk the dark corridors at night. You appear to have a predilection for doing that."


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Doctor (OS): "It's the only thing that I think will work... at getting rid of that awful hairstyle of yours."


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Paris (on radio): "This is Captain Proton--we need you in the holodeck right away!"
 
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Janeway: Double your pleasure?? How? It's bifurcated! Wait... there are no vulcan women on VOY!what the hell?? Tuvok??!!
 
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Neelix made elaborate romantic dinners for Kes, but she outfoxed him by eating before he arrived.

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Doctor: We were going to use your standard photo for the yearbook, but this image of your skeleton went viral, so we switched it.

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Janeway: (reading inscription) "Property of D. Vader."

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Police: Put the lady down Sir! We have you surrounded!

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Flotter: Battlestations! The Muppets are attacking again!
 
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Chakotay: "There's no problem here! It's Lindsay Lohan, but she's fine! And she's following the requirements of her probation to the letter! She's just tired!"
 
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"The Admiral Kirk Signature™ model divot repair tool... Doctor, what in the hell am I supposed to do with this?"


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*combadge beeps* Neelix to Kes

Kes: Here

Neelix: I just got back from my away mission with Mr. Vulcan. I got plenty of Leola roots. I bet you are starving for them.

Kes: Suddenly, I know just where I want to put this vase.
 
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Flotterian: "We welcome you into the heart of our culture, sweet little girl. Here is the spiritual essence of our people. We are one with the Mother Forest".

Naomi (thinking): Easy access to the Fort Tree south entrance. Compiling report for Lieutenant Torres. That unobtanium will be ours.
 
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Neelix (in the other room): "Kes, I hope you aren't eating the Nllrixian Ambassador's banquet! Their food is full of deadly toxins, you know!"

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Harry: "Uhh.... Doctor, is the future-predicting machine supposed to do that?"

Doctor: "Relax, Mr. Kim, I'm sure it's... just a malfunction."
 
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