Voyager Caption Contest #60: With a little help from my friends

[Isis]

Paris: "OK, B'Elanna, what's new since we talked a minute and a half ago?"

 

[NathanielM]

Ho Ho HO! Merry Christmas, and would my good little starship Captain like to sit on my lap?
Jane: Would I!

Crewman: Oh look its Lindsey Lohan!

Alien: I wish the creators would give me more of something to wear than a thong!

Mission Impossible Theme in background.
"...If you are caught or captured, the Secretary of the Federation will disavow any knowledge of your actions.
Good luck Jim!"

Don't look at me like that, i am no as ugly as you think i am.

 

[Qew]

"And have you been a good little girl this Christmas?"
Janeway: "Oh yes! Santa!"

In serious need of a breath mint.

Baby got back.

The newest model of the limited edition Tom Paris iPod.

HOW many oysters did you want again?

 

[Gary7]

And the final score:
Species 8472: 347
Borg: 0

Malon: Are you certain your warp core radiation will heal my epidermal blemishes?
Torres: "We guarantee it!"
Chakotay: "And you won't believe the dates you'll be getting afterward."

 

[Isis]

Janeway: "Yes, Mr. Paris, you make a convincing Santa. But no, I will not perform 'I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus' with you in the Voyager Christmas Pageant."

 

[NathanielM]

Little does everyone know i am the old man from logan's run.

Twiggy live in concert in the year 2502!

Alien thinking: And here i am nekkid with my thing hanging low... what a way to start my career...

What Steven jobs will look like in 24th century after many facelifts and new models of ipod.

Say who wants to lay pull my finger!

 

[boco]

Will Smith(off cam)
Let me see ya just bounce it with me.
Just bounce with me.
Just bounce it with me. C'mon,
Let me see ya just slide with me.
Just slide with me.
Just slide with me. C'mon.
Let me see ya take a walk with me.
Just walk with me.
Take a walk with me. C'mon,

Leonardo:
Let me see ya take a walk with me.
Just walk with me.
Take a walk with me. C'mon

Malon: Don't take a walk with me...C'mon...

 

[Gary7]

Janeway: "Ah, Leonardo, I will be needing some tissue paper, have you got any?"
DaVinci: "Katarina--that is one of my inventions, the "sit down scale". It is not a toilet. Please, let me show you to the outhouse before you color the air in here."

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Braga os: "He's not a Sontaran, and the Borg aren't Cybermen, get that straight, and we won't get sued."

 

[NathanielM]

crewman: <thinking> Is anyone looking, oh good. <scratches their genitials>

 

[Isis]

Santa: "Sorry I have to take this gift back. I read my list wrong--you weren't nice, you were naughty."

 

[Isis]

And Randi, many thanks for the recent wins!!!!

For a change of pace, Kim Kardashian thought she'd dress as an Orion slave girl.

Astronaut: "Damn GPS! I wanted the 'planet surface on foot,' not 'planet food services.'"

 

[Yeoman Randi]

This contest is now officially closed! Thank you to all who played.

Here are the co-ordinates for the new contest just waiting for you to start the par-tay!

http://www.trekbbs.com/showthread.php?p=5214765#post5214765