Voyager Caption Contest #58: Hit Control V, What a Lifesaver

[Nerys Myk]

EMH: Toxie, how have you been?

VIDIAN: Knock it off Photon Face, Paris just showed me "Toxic Avenger".

KES: uh oh.

 

[Gary7]

Vidian: "That Baz Luhrmann was right. My life might have turned out very differently... if only I'd used it more often. Sunscreen."

 

[Unimatrix Zero]

Hi - I'm Miss Germanotta - can you direct me to the MTV Music Awards? My satnav's playing up, see?

 

[Isis]

Chakotay: "You know you suck at karaoke."

EMH: "But I thought my ad was clear. The sale price includes only the operation itself--skin reattachment is extra."

 

[Isis]

Many thought Seska was bright but without substance.

 

[Isis]

Paris: "So that's what it is. They're selling sonic toothbrushes. I knew your friends had an ulterior motive when they accepted my dinner invitation."

B'Elanna: "My friends? I thought they were your friends."

 

[Yeoman Randi]

This contest is now officially closed. But fear not, there's a new one just around the corner. Simply follow the signs:


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