Voyager Caption Contest #46: Is it Spring Yet?

[LeadHead]

Janeway: Q! You've been gone for less than ten mnutes!

Q: I ditched the kid at a 20th Century video arcade with $100 in quarters, he'll be fine for hours! Now, I saw the come hither look you gave me...

Janeway: I was looking at a cup of coffee! Get out!

Kim: Wow! This is cool!

Tuvok: I am sorry Ensign. This was intended for Mister Paris and Lieutenant Torres' baby.

EMH 2:Why do you still have the old Uniforms?

Doctor: Quiet! Maybe if we never mention it, the audience will never notice!

Kes: Wow, it's like that dug trip I saw in that movie when I was on that drug trip.

B'Elanna: I caught a fish THIS Big!

 

[Supernuke]

Dave Foley (OS): Matthew, It's pronounced Buttafooko!!

Enjoy:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GCJXNySctGI

 

[LeadHead]

Dave Foley (OS): Matthew, It's pronounced Buttafooko!!

Newsradio WIN!

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Harry: Will I make Lieutenant before we get home?

*shakes device*

"Reply hazy, ask again"

 

[tharpdevenport]

Dave Foley (OS): Matthew, It's pronounced Buttafooko!!

Different show, but changing names...


Matthew: "How do you pronounce this?"

Dave: Off screen, speaking phonetically, "She-ight."

Matthew: "Oh, that could have been embarrising..."

 

[Kirby]

Kim (thinking): So who's the nerd now? Wait'll they get a look at this baby, I'll be the most popular dungeon master in the quadrant!

Kes: Wow, It's all medical marijuana now since we visited planet Cheechnchong III.

 

[Isis]

The EMH never got the hang of treating the common cold.

 

[Captain Crow]

B'Elanna: I bet if I were a female Borg in a skintight catsuit and tits out to here you'd help me!

Doctor: Maybe. But they wouldn't necessarily have to be female.

Kim: It's shiny and blinky and makes noisys!

[Janeway farts]

Janeway: I think I just followed through on that one.

 

[Isis]

B'Elanna: "I can't believe I ate the whole thing."

 

[Isis]

B'Elanna: "I can't believe I ate the whole thing."

EMH: "The way you look in that dress, I can."

 

[LeadHead]

B'Elanna: I dressed in all red today for Valentines Day and Tom still forgot what day it was!

Doctor: Did anything else happen?

B'Elanna: No, except that alien attackers are getting better aim when I'm in this.

 

[Santa Kang]

TORRES: So Tom grabbed her like so and then yelled "Motor Boat!!!!"

EMH: And that's when Seven put him into traction?

TORRES: No, thats when I put him into traction.

 

[JB2005]

Does my hand smell of Chloroform to you?

 

[Isis]

PA System: "Attention, K-Mart shoppers. We're not sure what we have in Aisle 3. But if you take one, we'll pay you."

 

[T'Grinch]

Note to self: Fix Laser's ass for his blasphemy.

When you least expect it, sport.

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Janeway: "Janeway to security. Red alert! Mr Tuvok, report to my quarters on the double. I can't find Mr Ducky. Someone has taken Mr Ducky. This is intolerable. No... wait... I've found him. Belay that."

Tom: "Happy birthday Harry, it's a dodecahedron."
Harry: "Actually it's a truncated octahedron, but it's the thought that counts."

EMH: "Will you stop... licking my palm!!!"

Kes: "Damn! I haven't even smoked any of it, and it's psychedelic."

EMH: "No, absolutely not. I'd be deleted for malpractice."

Torres: "They did it before. It's the real reason behind smooth browed Klingons. Would you want to be the woman that gives birth to a child with forehead ridges? Why do you think Klingon women are so cranky? A little genetic engineering..."

EMH: "No!"

 

[PikeFan]

Janeway: What's swimming down by my feet! I don't think that's a Baby Ruth...

HARRY: I'm all giddy now.... *bounce* can I take it home with me?

JANEWAY: You're just too damned easy to excite aren't you?

EMH: STFU!!! You didn't see me looking at porn... understood!

CREWMAN (muffled): But it's JANEWAY!!!

EMH: You tell her and you're DEAD!!!

Kes: YAY! I just look spring time... flowers in bloom!

Neelix: That's not the only thing blooming in here...

TORRES: So I went fishing with Tom last night...

EMH: On a date... that's odd.

TORRES: The fish I caught was this big!!!

EMH: All fishers lie about size.

TORRES: That's the same thing I told 7 about you.

Hehee.. I love doing this!

 

[Jonas Grumby]

The water jets in Captain Janeway's new hot tub had four settings: "Low," "Medium," "High," and "Who needs a man, anyway?"

 

[Yeoman Randi]

Hello Voyagers! This contest is now offically closed as tight as a self sealing stembolt, but don't lose your lunch, a new one is now underway. Just dial:

http://www.trekbbs.com/showthread.php?t=137324

See you there!