Voyager Caption Contest #45: "Odd Couples"

[alte]

Amphibijaneway: "Ribbit...Damnit!!!"

 

[Nerys Myk]

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Naomi: Looks delicious, doesn't it? Neelix made fried trout for dinner.

Fish Face: MY BABIES!!!

 

[Rat Boy]

And henceforth Torres was banned from Macy's.

 

[Mistral]

Never a high quality show, Voyager took a serious downturn with the fourth season replacement for Mr. Carey.

 

[Mistral]

Boothby: "Say, isn't that one of those new video sniper scopes for the Mark III phasar?"

Chakotay: "Yup. Isn't she a beauty?"

Boothby: "What's the little red light for?"

Chakotay: "Targeting acquisition laser. Why?"

 

[alte]

 

[Bob Karo]

While Tom appreciated her joining his Avengers roleplay, it just wasn't the same without her wearing the Emma Peel catsuit.

 

[Nerys Myk]

Naomi: He says he's my father.

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Boothby: "Well, Mr. Chakotay, I'll leave you with the same advice I've given to so many Academy graduates over the years: Always remember, there is nothing like a dame!"

 

[LeadHead]

Boothby: Did you know this area of the Academy looks just like the planet where the Edo live? True Story.

 

[Rat Boy]

"Show us on the doll where the meatbag touched you."

 

[tharpdevenport]

 

[Gary7]

Pike: "Vina? Vina, can it really be you?"

 

[Gary7]

B'Elanna: "Thank you very much, Mr. Roboto, for helping me escape, when I needed to!"

 

[Gary7]

Naomi: "I'm so happy I finally got my very own sea monkey!"

 

[Gary7]

Janeway: "Neelix, what the hell is that?"
Neelix: "Uh oh... this can't be good."

 

[Gil T.Azell]

Paris: "Seriously 'Jimmy Kimmel'? what are you on crack??"

 

[Nerys Myk]

Pike: "Vina? Vina, can it really be you?"

good one

 

[LeadHead]

Paris: Do you have a car?

Rain: Yeah, over there.

Paris: I said a car, not piece of crap.