Voyager Caption Contest #45: "Odd Couples"

[Yeoman Randi]

Welcome back fellow drones! It is time to pop a new contest into the microwave, but first we need to get da winnas out of the freezer~


With my sincerest apologies to Antony, Locutus of Bored, the Voyager mods and bandwidth, this first entry won hands down. I wish i knew how and whom to assign credit but here goes nothing:

For crossing over into the neutral zone we have this wonderful little ditty:

Wish I could take credit for this, but alas:

There's actually an image over in the VOY caption contest that I've been trying to come up with a Ceiling Cat joke for, except I can't think of anything because the hole is on the floor.

How about this?

The next entry wins the "Chattering Teeth Award":

Torres: I simply must go --
Paris: But baby, it's cold outside
Torres: The answer is no --
Paris: But baby, it's cold outside!
Torres: Paris, we are outside. And why are you singing?

We had a runner up win for this photo, as it hit close to home for me (i woke up to yet another new snowfall....again!)

Tom: "I can't stand this weather, and right here isn't even the worst of it. Next time, remind me not to visit Earth's Northeast U.S. in the 21st Century."

The "JJ-Haters Award" goes to:

Tuvok still denied that JJ Abrams was even missing.

The "Questionable Copyright" award goes to:

Picardo: "I think, for legal purposes, we'll just pretend we've never heard of any 'Wolverine.'"

As if there was any doubt that Darth Vader wasn't all bad, we have this entry:

Darth Vader os: "I find your lack of faith disturbing."

This week's photoshop award goes to this entry, which was a complete work of genius:

BUGS:I knew a shoulda taken that left turn at Albuquerque

And this week we have a "Special Spew Award" for this entry which was incredibly clever:

Congratulations to all who played and especially to da winnas!


And now, on to business. I offer these new photos for you to caption with wild abandon!

This week you could say we have a bunch of Odd Couples:

As always, i will let this brew for 2 weeks. So, have fun, set a course for home and engage!

 

[BlobVanDam]

Robot - and don't even bother trying to tell the captain about this. You can't do a DNA profile on titanium.

Tom Paris suddenly realizes the mistake of marrying an Ocampa - all of the prison time of jailbait, yet all the downsides of a senior citizen.

 

[KimMH]

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Tuvok: "I do not understand - who is this Matt Damon anyway?"

 

[ToMaHaKeR]

Boothby: ''Awesome camera.''
Chakotay: ''Yep, it has integrated Photoshop CS76 routines. But until the latest patch is available, they work only on Starfleet officers.''
Boothby: ...

Girl: ''We are not going to leave him, right?''
Tuvok: ''His careless obsession with fast land vehicles is definitely not a reason to leave him.''
Paris: ''That hurt...''
Tuvok: ''Indeed, ensign. Indeed.''

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Thanks for the win, Yeoman Randi!

Naomi Wildman: "He followed me home! Can I keep him?"
Samantha Wildman (OS): "But, Naomi, you already have a cat."
Naomi Wildman: "He ate the cat!"

Chakotay: "This is my father! No, he's not a Native American Indian. I made that whole backstory up! The facial tattoos? I've got no idea what they mean. I woke up in some five-credit hooker's bed one morning after an all-night drinking binge on Risa, and when I looked in a mirror, there they were!"

Girl: "Excuse me, sir. I'm a sociology student at UCLA, and I'm looking for some Bloods or some Crips."

Beltran (to photographer): "Yep, this is my favorite Martian!"
Walston: "What about Spock?"
Beltran: "They changed him from Martian to Vulcan."
Walston *snort* "Damn Roddenberry! Probably afraid my guys would sue him for stealing our idea!"

 

[LeadHead]

Naomi: Wow, you have weirder clothes than Seven, and that's saying a lot.

B'Elanna: No, that's not how humanoids do back rubs.

Chakotay: This is gonna look great on my Facebook page!

Tuvok: Lets see if the maximum setting gets you to yield to pedestrians...

Kes: I do have memories they just are different from everyone elses. Everybody else seems to have heard of someone called Seven of Nine and talking about some Pathfinder project.

 

[Smellincoffee]

Tuvok: If I were human, I believe my response would be -- "Damn! Feels good to be a GANGSTA." If I were human.

Boothby, thinking: If I had a penny for every little Starfleet graduate who thought of me as a mentor, I'd have... a lot of pennies.

Torres may have gone a little too far in creating the perfect bedtime toy.

 

[Jonas Grumby]

B'Elanna: "How come the Enterprise gets the android created by Dr. Soong while we get the one made by Dr. Evil?!"

 

[Nerys Myk]

SAMANTHA (os) Geez and this one is even creepier than Neelix. I can see we're gonna have a lot of "boyfriend" trouble when you get older.

TORRES (thinking): Please, don't let it be a lame classic Doctor Who style creature when I open my eyes and turn around.

CHAKOTAY: Snap the damn picture already, Boothby aint getting any younger.

TUVOK: Stop calling us "The Mod Squad".

PARIS: So, you ever see "The Graduate"?

 

[tharpdevenport]

EDIT; never mind.

 

[Itisnotlogical]

Chakotay: "Wait. This guy's dead? For how long?"

Cameraman: "Nobody seems to know..."

Tuvok: I am a Vulcan. Therefore, joining a gang would be illogical.
(sirens)
IT'S DA FIVE-OH!

 

[6079SmithW]

Naomi was thrilled with the 24th century 4-D remake of Avatar.

 

[Isis]

Thanks for the runner up win, Yeoman Randi. It wasn't terribly original, but yesterday's snow struck a nerve, both metaphorically and literally.

The Green Acres-Voyager crossover was not well received.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Paris: Cease fire, Tuvok! They're just spectators!

Tuvok: Mr. Paris, we are outside of Dodger Stadium and those are clearly Giants fans.

Vogue.

 

[Rat Boy]

Tuvok: "Who is this 'Jimmy Kimmel' and why do you want him dead?"

Announcer: "DON'T! DATE! ROBOTS!"

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Paris: Nice to meet you, "T'Bonz."

 

[Nerys Myk]

PARIS: Tuvok, I think we might have a new problem.

TUVOK: I can't imagine how things could get worse, Mr Paris.

 

[Annorax]

Neelix: Now you're thinking with portals, Captain!

 

[NX-01]

B'Elanna - WHAT IS THAT?!?!
Android - That is my groinal attachment.
B'Elanna - Oh! I wonder if I can adapt that for Tom...

Boothby - Commander?
Chakotay - Yes, Boothby?
Boothby - Please take your hand off my ass.

Paris - Damn you got old fast.
Kes - You told me you'd love me forever, when you married me.
Paris - Yes, well maybes I should have waited a couple of years....I wanna divorce.

 

[alte]