Voyager Caption Contest #40 "It's in the Details"

[Yeoman Randi]

Greetings and salutations fellow drones! Time sure flies when you're captioning which means it is time to announce da winnas!

I gotta be honest with you....this round was extremely difficult to judge. There were so many GREAT captions submitted, it was hard to pick "just one" that especially tickled my fancy (and you know it is all about me)...

So....on with the show~

Perhaps Harry should be grateful he wasn't tied up to a billiards table what with all those sticks being poked at balls:

Harry: "You won't get a word out of me!"
Chaotica: "I will make you talk, my young and foolish friend."
Harry: "Not a chance!"
Chaotica: "Bring out the darts of death!"

The "Never Slap a Policeman" Award goes to:

Tom: (OS) Zsa Zsa Gabor! My turn!

If anyone ever had any doubt whether to chose the red pill over the blue pill we have....

Neelix (OS): "But remember, if it lasts more than four hours, we have to see the doctor."

I present the Status Dramaticus Award to:

Q (looks at Icheb): "So, it's worse than it appeared".

Janeway:"I'm afraid so".

Q: "No...Why was I so foolish?"

Janeway: "I'm sorry, Q. We'll get you a new supply".

Q: "I can't believe Icheb drank it all. Why did I tell him where I put it?!"

Doctor: "He's going to have one hell of a hangover when he wakes up".

Proof that it almost always pays to reference or quote from an old movie favorite of mine we have a tie:

Neelix: Well I don't see a large black monolith and be careful you don't knock that glass over.

AND:

Chakotay: Someday this all will be yours!

Neelix: What, the curtains?

For a photoshop that did anything but suck, our winner is:

Neelix: How do they do it?
Chakotay: How do we watch it?
Neelix: Why do we watch it?
Chakotay: Why do you watch it?

And this week we have a Special Spew Award going to a last minute entry that was just fricken awesome:

It wasn't me!! I was trying to erase it!!!

CONGRATULATIONS TO ALL DA WINNAS! I am constantly amazed by the genius that is the Trek BBS membership. You guys seriously rock!


And now, with those awards out of the way, i offer you these photos to caption with wild abandon and childish humor....

As aways, I will run these for two weeks, so have fun, set a course for home and engage!

 

[Yeoman Randi]

Vorek: "And then the Son'a have their faces stretched like this........"

Jeri Ryan: "So, wait, lemme get this straight.... we are NOT on a submarine?"

Barclay: "Let's just say I have it on good authority, Seven's are definitely double Ds"

 

[LeadHead]

Thanks for the win!

Vorik: My lips to your lips...

Torres: My Fist to your face!

Seven: I'm your only option for a Doctor?

Jeren: Well Zoidberg was aboard for a while but he just kept on challenging patients to Claw-Plag.

Icheb: My cortical node has a bad feeling about you, Seven of Nine.

Neelix: I don't think having a whole holodeck program about a great figure or figures from history is a good idea. I hope we never do that again.

Leonardo: KATARINA!

Barclay: My hands are up! Don't shoot!

 

[Nerys Myk]

VOREK: There's that smile.....

REG: Who turned off the holo emitters?

 

[Nerys Myk]

ICHEB: Waaaarriors, Come out and plaaay!!!!

GANDHI:If this jerk doesn't shut up, I'm gonna punch him in the face.

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Vorik: "I want to take you into my arms and kiss you and make hot, passionate love to you!"
Torres: "Ew! Ew! Ew! Ew! Ew!"

Seven: "...and what kind of medical insurance does he have?"

 

[Alrik]

Worst Fund Raising Drive attempt ever:

Children (singing): "We are the Borg, we are the children, we are the ones who make a brighter day, so lets start giving...."

 

[Nerys Myk]

^^

 

[Mary Ann]

"I love what you've done with the windows, dahling!"

"Must...kill...Teletubbies..."

"She has huge...tracks of land!"

(Inspired by the brilliant Monty Python reference in the previous contest)

 

[LeadHead]

Seven: What purpose do those blue things serve?

Jeren: They help our older patients relive the sixties.

 

[Supernuke]

[Holo-emitters shut off suddenly]
Reg: Oh crap! I'm still on the Holodeck! Moriarty's screwing with me again isn't he?

 

[Yeoman Randi]

Guy in Background: Come on old man!! It's easy!! Just

(singing) Put your hands on your hips!
And bring your knees in ti-ight!
It's a pelvic thrust, that really drives you insa---ane
Let's do the time warp again!!!

 

[Isis]

Vorik: "Botox would work wonders for your cheeks and chin, although I'll have to concede your forehead is hopeless."

Seven: "First things first. What happened on 'General Hospital' yesterday?"

Barclay: "I realize how hot I am, but please, no photos before breakfast."

 

[LeadHead]

Seven: I need to get up to speed on this man, what's his condition?

Jeren: He's dead.

Seven: Is it serious?

 

[Bob Karo]

Barclay: Deanna! I swear, I've only been using your likeness for therapy....

 

[Nerys Myk]

They knew Reg had finally gone 'round the bend when his holodeck program was a holographic reproduction of a holodeck.

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Barclay: "I know what you're thinking, Counselor, but I swear it's some kind of software malfunction! I never told the computer to make her naked!"

 

[Smellincoffee]

Vorik, singing: Make of our hearts, one heart...make of our vows, one vow --
Torres: WILL SOMEONE GIVE ME A PHASER?

Gandhi: When you have to shoot, shoot. Don't talk.
Tuvok, OS: Logical.

 

[Ayelbourne]

Barclay: "JAZZHANDS!!!!!"

 

[Yeoman Randi]

Barclay: "Danger! Danger Will Robinson!"