Voyager Caption Contest #39 "Your Face Gives it Away".

[TigerOfDarkness]

Neelix: Well I don't see a large black monolith and be careful you don't knock that glass over.

 

[Isis]

Chaotica: "I wish I was better with first impressions. If I knew this dude enjoyed being tied up so much, I would have sent him on his way."

Kes: "Wow, Tuvok, so Vulcan men really do have two!"

...Uncomfortable pause...

Kes: "Um...I don't have a twenty on me. Will you take two ten's?"

Janeway (OS): "Gentlemen, didn't I warn you that if you don't practice safe sex, you're going to end up with a venereal disease?"

 

[Isis]

Igor (OS): "Why are you so sure we're in Bizarro World, Master?"

Chaotica: "Isn't it obvious? The chick looks scared and the dude looks like he's picturing me naked. If we were home, their expressions would be totally reversed!"

 

[Isis]

Doctor (OS): "The test results are all in and the mystery is finally solved."

Chakotay: "So what's the diagnosis, Doctor?"

Doctor (OS): "Mazel tov, you're both pregnant!"

 

[LeadHead]

Doctor (OS): "The test results are all in and the mystery is finally solved."

Chakotay: "So what's the diagnosis, Doctor?"

Doctor (OS): "Mazel tov, you're both pregnant!"

Doctor: But it does lead to another mystery.

Neelix: What?

Doctor: I have no idea who the father is.

 

[T'Girl]

Kim: "Let us go or you'll face the merciless wraith of my captain."

Chaotica: "Tell it to the hand."

 

[Captain Crow]

Chaotica: DAMN IT! I said I wanted two chicks with big tits! Not one chick with big tits and creepy leering douche!

 

[Mistral]

"Heroin? Of course not! It's, uh, cough medicine."

 

[Alrik]

"I agree, the work is tedious. At least on Enterprise, I was allowed to fire phaser rifles at shuttle craft."

 

[Nerys Myk]

It wasn't me!! I was trying to erase it!!!

 

[froot]

It wasn't me!! I was trying to erase it!!!

I've been giggling at all of these, but this one damn near knocked me out of my chair.

 

[Yeoman Randi]

Thank you ladies and germs for entering this contest. It is now officially closed....but don't fret! A new Voyager Caption Contest awaits you...... just follow the yellow brick road..... or.... click on this link:

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