Contest: ENTER Voyager Caption Contest #244: The One Where Chakotay Gets a Head Injury

[Laura Cynthia Chambers]

"BEEP! BEEP! BEEP!"
Needless to say, the Emergency Smoke Alarm Hologram wasn't nearly as popular as its fellow photonics.

 

[tharpdevenport]

"Every time we go into flashback mode, I forget who shot J.R.!"

 

[Leviathan]

"BEEP! BEEP! BEEP!"
Needless to say, the Emergency Smoke Alarm Hologram wasn't nearly as popular as its fellow photonics.

Doctor: Neelixs' Mess hall is on fire!
Janeway: Let it burn.

Leviathan: ...is posting yourself captioning a caption in a caption content too meta? wait....now someone is going to caption this aren't they?!?!

 

[tharpdevenport]

Janeway (voiceover): "Captain's Log: Day two of Lt. Tuballs combing the nebula, and he says he still ain't found shit yet."

 

[Orac]

"Every time we go into flashback mode, I forget who shot J.R.!"

I can't see this picture, I think you might need to change the suffix from -png to .png for it to show in other peoples web browsers.

 

[tharpdevenport]

I copied and pasted the image link, and even then it wouldn't show, had numbers after the png file type, had to remove the numbers. Can't get it to work either way. Now there is no code to edit.



SOOO...
I decided to quote my first Tuvok fart joke, but that required finding it. Would you believe it's been OVER FIVE YEARS since the first Tuvok fart joke I made?

I didn't find it, gave up -- it goes beyond #211. Here is #213 -- my win for the joke I thought was the first:

Contest: ENTER - STV Caption Contest #213: The One Where Neelix Dies

Welcome to the all new Star Trek Voyager Caption Contest! :) Here are the winners of the last contest... Once again @tharpdevenport wins the Best Fart Joke with: Doctor: "Hum, oxygen, nitrogen, carbon dioxide, hydrogen, methane, iodole, skatole, ammonia, volatile sulfur compounds, hydrogen...

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Tuballs: "What the... oxygen, nitrogen, carbon dioxide, hydrogen, methane, iodole, skatole, ammonia, volatile sulfur compounds, hydrogen sulfide, methyl mercaptan, dimethyl sulfide, dimethyl disulfide, dimethyl trisulfide and short chain fatty acids... Shit!"

Janeway: "Mr. Tuballs?"

Tuballs: "I found shit!"

Janeway: "What did you find?"

Tubals: "I found the shit nebula!"

 

[tharpdevenport]

7 of 9: "As you see, Captain, we cannot enter the nebula because the Tron alien ships have left a box around it, which will destroy Voyager if we touch it."

 

[Oddish]

SEVEN: "The nebula is too far away for a full sensor analysis, but preliminary readings suggest that it's largely composed of... human mucus."
JANEWAY: "Do you mean to tell me that we've discovered a SNOT nebula?"
SEVEN: "That is correct."