Contest: ENTER Voyager Caption Contest #200 One hell of a holonovel

[Catarina]

I'm pretty sure I did a Worst Case Scenario theme but oh well. We made it to #200! WHOOO.

Winners to be determined. Yes, legit super busy then sleepy by the time it's contest rotation hour.

 

[Orac]

Beltran: Where'd th' cheese go?
Seska: I don't know!

KIm: I smelled some pot in here and I thought you might have some...

Janeway: Not this shit again! What else is on?

This week on an all new episode of Faces of Delight...

 

[JirinPanthosa]

ALTERATE TIMELINE-CHAKOTAY: Seska, you’re under arrest. Tuvok and Paris almost died, what were you thinking leaving a death trap in a holoprogram for other officers in which you confessed to treason BEFORE you got caught?
ALTERNATE TIMELINE-SESKA: In hindsight it was a very bad idea.
ALTERNATE TIMELINE-CHAKOTAY: Now we need to let Carey out of the brig and really apologize hard!

ENTITY: You can’t keep me apart from Kim! He is my one, my only.
JANEWAY: (sigh) Let’s just let him have this one.

BERMAN: What is this?
BRAGA: Ron Moore’s proposal for season six’s main storyline.

PARIS: What? I just think in the new ending to your training program, we should all fight back with lightsabers.

 

[Orac]

Suddenly, and without warning, the Cardassian marital aid became, too hot to handle.

 

[Qonundrum]

 

[Qonundrum]

 

[Qonundrum]

Paris: "Tuvok, when I said 'wide stance', I was not expecting such a big beautiful gun."
Tuvok: "What about his nose?"

 

[IMC Headquarters]

Flash! A-ahhh! Saviour of the universe!

 

[Orac]

 

[A Chimpanzee & 2 Trainees]

Tuvok: Don't Cross the phaser beams. That would be bad.
Guard #1: I'm a little fuzzy on this whole good/bad thing, Tuvok.
Tuvok: Imagine every cell of your body instantaneously stopping and exploding at the speed of light.
Guard #2: Total photonic reversal...
Guard #1: That would be bad. Important safety tip. Thanks Tuvok.

 

[tharpdevenport]

Neelix's chilli night was a real gas.

 

[Doc Mugatu]

I know this will eliminate my contributions from contention, BUT it has been like two months at least … is Contest #199 ever going to get judged?

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Tease.

 

[IMC Headquarters]

THE LEPRECHAUN: I want me gold!!!

 

[IMC Headquarters]

Suddenly, Jeannie appeared to blink her eyes and reset everything back to normal...

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Seska: I'm not gonna tell her, YOU tell her!
Chakotay: Seska, I outrank you, therefore you're more expendable. So YOU get to be the one to die when B'Elanna finds out she has a huge booger in her nose.

Seska totally got the wrong idea when everyone kept telling her she was hot.

West Side Story adaptations...OF THE FUTURE!!!

The crew's vaping had begun to get out of hand.

 

[A Chimpanzee & 2 Trainees]

Tuvok’s new training program, Phaser Hot Potato, for security officers was a smash hit.

 

[IMC Headquarters]

5G network radiation tests.

 

[IMC Headquarters]

Smoke Monster. Lost in the Delta Quadrant, too.

 

[Herbert]

Seska: That was setting number one. Anyone want to see setting number two?