Contest: ENTER Voyager Caption Contest #199 Am I interrupting?

Discussion in 'Star Trek: Voyager' started by Black Cat, Sep 14, 2018.

  1. Qonundrum

    Qonundrum Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    Two things:

    1. You win the internet for a year :techman::techman::techman:
    2. For a bonus, superimpose Q's head with the "MINE'S BIGGER!" look on his face... :guffaw::guffaw::guffaw:
     
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  2. tharpdevenport

    tharpdevenport Admiral Admiral

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    Harry: "quickly! Pack your things and get out of my quarters before my Captain realizes I've had sex with another female alien again1"

    Alien: "Female? I'm male. Males in my species also have boobs and vaginas."

    Wang: "CUT! Really?!"
     
  3. Kaos

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    EHM: ...and that's where Borg babies come from.

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    Science Officer's log: This tribble is eminently squishable.
     
  4. Janeway_74656

    Janeway_74656 Lieutenant Junior Grade Red Shirt

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  5. IMC Headquarters

    IMC Headquarters Lieutenant Commander Premium Member

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    EVIL KES FROM FUTURE: How do you like your Rubik's Cube now?
     
  6. Tenacity

    Tenacity Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    Kes: "I love you Tuvok, and I give you my heart."

    Kes collapses to the floor.
     
  7. Qonundrum

    Qonundrum Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    Tuvok, trying to mildmeld with a sponge, did not realize that it was not an exotic alien, but in reality was in the bed of that rusty old truck from "The 37s" that the farmer used to wash the vehicle with back in the day.
     
  8. IMC Headquarters

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    TUVOK: A slime ball from Melmac? ALF must be on board. Probably headed to the mess hall...
     
  9. G. Curto

    G. Curto Commander Red Shirt

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    Tuvok: "Sometimes I cannot help but wonder if the Vulcan suppository could benefit from a bit more refinement? Oh well, 'If it ain't broke don't fix it' as the humans say."
     
  10. IMC Headquarters

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    Tuvok begins his investigation into who spraypainted graffiti all over the Caretaker's remains...
     
  11. The Were-Behr

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    7: Ugh! All those fantasies about Kes. There must be a list for making so many unhealthy images about a three-year old.
     
  12. Qonundrum

    Qonundrum Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    Kim: "That's right! Make her giddy with cheesecake until she pukes! Didn't you look up and discover she's a freakin' diabetic?! Sheesh!!!"
     
  13. IMC Headquarters

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    JANEWAY: I'm having a Bad Kazon Hair Day, Tuvok. Give me some good news.
    TUVOK: There will be no fines from the Doctor's HIPAA violations by disclosing Mr Barclay's medical history.
     
  14. Kaos

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    EMH: I'm a doctor, not a... oh.