Contest: ENTER Voyager Caption Contest #199 Am I interrupting?

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  1. Cutie McWhiskers

    Cutie McWhiskers Commodore Commodore

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    Two things:

    1. You win the internet for a year :techman::techman::techman:
    2. For a bonus, superimpose Q's head with the "MINE'S BIGGER!" look on his face... :guffaw::guffaw::guffaw:
     
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  2. tharpdevenport

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    Harry: "quickly! Pack your things and get out of my quarters before my Captain realizes I've had sex with another female alien again1"

    Alien: "Female? I'm male. Males in my species also have boobs and vaginas."

    Wang: "CUT! Really?!"
     
  3. Mr Soak

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    EHM: ...and that's where Borg babies come from.

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    Science Officer's log: This tribble is eminently squishable.
     
  4. Janeway_74656

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  5. IMC Headquarters

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    EVIL KES FROM FUTURE: How do you like your Rubik's Cube now?
     
  6. Tenacity

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    Kes: "I love you Tuvok, and I give you my heart."

    Kes collapses to the floor.
     
  7. Cutie McWhiskers

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    Tuvok, trying to mildmeld with a sponge, did not realize that it was not an exotic alien, but in reality was in the bed of that rusty old truck from "The 37s" that the farmer used to wash the vehicle with back in the day.
     
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    TUVOK: A slime ball from Melmac? ALF must be on board. Probably headed to the mess hall...
     
  9. Doc Mugatu

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    Tuvok: "Sometimes I cannot help but wonder if the Vulcan suppository could benefit from a bit more refinement? Oh well, 'If it ain't broke don't fix it' as the humans say."
     
  10. IMC Headquarters

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    Tuvok begins his investigation into who spraypainted graffiti all over the Caretaker's remains...
     
  11. Bad Thoughts

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    7: Ugh! All those fantasies about Kes. There must be a list for making so many unhealthy images about a three-year old.
     
  12. Cutie McWhiskers

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    Kim: "That's right! Make her giddy with cheesecake until she pukes! Didn't you look up and discover she's a freakin' diabetic?! Sheesh!!!"
     
  13. IMC Headquarters

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    JANEWAY: I'm having a Bad Kazon Hair Day, Tuvok. Give me some good news.
    TUVOK: There will be no fines from the Doctor's HIPAA violations by disclosing Mr Barclay's medical history.
     
  14. Mr Soak

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    EMH: I'm a doctor, not a... oh.
     
  15. Catarina

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    CLOSED FOR JUDGING. See new thread to keep playing.
     
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