Contest: ENTER Voyager Caption Contest #199 Am I interrupting?

Discussion in 'Star Trek: Voyager' started by Catarina, Sep 14, 2018 at 2:57 AM.

  1. Catarina

    Catarina Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    Looks like you had some fun last round. Wonderful! Let's keep going. Almost to 200 :D :D

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    Yes! @cutiemcwhiskers

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    Tom Paris never really understood Rorschach tests, but he always liked what he saw.


    Not surprised. THey didn't know what horse shit was. @Nerys Myk
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    PARIS: I think it might be a hat.
    EMH: Or a crown, you said this vehicle was a "Buick Regal", right?


    damn, now i sort of want to watch this: @tenacity[​IMG]

    Janeway: "You're leaving without saying goodbye?"
    Seven: "I didn't want to hurt you."
    Janeway: "You already have."


    Simple yet makes me laugh award: @KatyJane
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    Captain, If you were using this terminal you could have just told me...



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    Two people for this award. AC2T and Mr. Soak.
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    Ryan: You’re too late, Kate. I’ve already replaced Jennifer!! Muhahaha!!!

    To Mr. Soak
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    Seven: Actually, captain, the urinal was installed further back.

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    Collaboration award: @Orac and @imcheadquarters
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    CHAKOTAY: May we have some of your stem cells? Our captain and chief helmsman are in a warp ten pickle...


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    @cutiemcwhiskers
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    This round:

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  2. Mr Soak

    Mr Soak Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    Janeway : Ah, Ayala. It’s nice to see a regular face in Security.
    Tuvok: Aren’t you forgetting someone?
    Janeway: Relax, you’re main cast. You’re invulnerable.
    Tuvok: Tell that to Tasha Yar.
     
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  3. IMC Headquarters

    IMC Headquarters Lieutenant Commander Premium Member

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    SHIRLEY BASSEY: Gold(trigger)finger.
     
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  4. JirinPanthosa

    JirinPanthosa Vice Admiral Admiral

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    KIM: Wait, wait. Seven is not my superior officer. Did somebody tell you she was?
    DOC: The Captain.
    KIM: The Captain?! Seven isn't even an officer!
    DOC: She didn't tell you? Seven was given a field commission of Senior Ensign.
    KIM: What. Did she make up a new rank just to make her my superior?
    DOC: Oh, I thought she already told you.

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    TUVOK: This colorful ball should give Neelix a distraction for at least a week.

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    SECURITY OFFICER 1: Is it really necessary to have a full time guard detail on the coffee supply room?
    SECURITY OFFICER 2: SSH, she's coming!
     
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  5. G. Curto

    G. Curto Lieutenant Commander Red Shirt

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    Kim: Doctor, what do you mean "our 'mensies' are synching"?
     
  6. G. Curto

    G. Curto Lieutenant Commander Red Shirt

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    Kim: Hairbrush. Makeup. Silky undergarments. Skintight bodysuit. Get ready Delta Quadrant for the impending arrival of Ensign Kimberly AKA One of One!
     
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  7. G. Curto

    G. Curto Lieutenant Commander Red Shirt

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    Janeway: Tuvok, get Chakotay in here immediately. If the crew is going to play "Cowboys and Indians" on my starship then, by God, they"ll use the right "Indians!"
     
  8. Orac

    Orac Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    The new type 4 jizzer rifles had an unfortunate tendency to fire prematurely.
     
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  9. Orac

    Orac Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    Guard 1: Where'd th' cheese go?
    Guard 2: I don't know!

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    Kim: What did you do to her?!
    7: I'm alright, I just had some bad motherfucken cheese, know what I'm sayin..
     
  10. Orac

    Orac Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    Guard 2: So uh, I been thinkin about some shit tonight, thinkin about some shit I like to eat. I like all kinds of shit you know what I'm sayin. I like uh, I like the mozarella cheese and shit like that. I like to get the uh, you know, the uh, the pepperonis and stuff like that. Oh baby! Gimmee that pepperoni one more time, that's what I'm talkin about..

    Guard 1: Shut. Up.
     
  11. Cutie McWhiskers

    Cutie McWhiskers Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    Yippie, thanks for the wins!


    And now, onto this week's entries:

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    Tuvok: "Captain, the box read 'fill bowl with milk. But I am lactose intolerant. Nor are these Froot Loops made with fruit, but I ascertained that from the fact Neelix was incapable of spelling 'fruit' correctly on the packaging."

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    Janeway, always eager for a gun measuring contest, enjoyed this year's participants.
     
  12. Nerys Myk

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    WOMAN: Just gather up all your stuff and get out!!!!
    HARRY: Ok...wait a minute, these are my quarters!!!!
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    COMPUTER: Scans indicate it is Talaxian fecal matter...
    TUVOK: Neelix!!!!!!
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    HARRY: You said she could take a punch!
    EMH: You might want to run.
    HARRY: Huh?
    EMH: Her Borg nanoprobes should have her up and running in .06 seconds.
     
  13. G. Curto

    G. Curto Lieutenant Commander Red Shirt

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    Tuvok: By the sacred temple of Mount Seleya I am thankful my wife packed me a Pon Farr ball "just in case."
     
  14. IMC Headquarters

    IMC Headquarters Lieutenant Commander Premium Member

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    JANEWAY: How many death threats did he receive?
    TUVOK: Seventy-three. It is such a high number that I felt it prudent to assign him a security detail.
    JANEWAY: Agreed. All from one batch of Red Alert Chili. Crewman Chell sure knows how to make an impression.
    TUVOK: His "impression" is one which has exhausted sickbay's resources . He is requesting that Lt Torres assist him erect a containment field in the mess hall for the next batch.
    JANEWAY: What do you suppose he puts in that stuff?
    TUVOK: It defies analysis.
     
  15. IMC Headquarters

    IMC Headquarters Lieutenant Commander Premium Member

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    TUVOK: My thoughts to your thoughts. We are as one. We are joined by our unique consciousness...
    CHAKOTAY: Chakotay to Tuvok - how's the mind-meld proceeding? Any impressions yet?
    TUVOK: This loofah is proving to be difficult. It has placed a film around its thoughts. I am unable to Dial up a connection. There must be some Safeguard at work. Lava could not get through. It is as unyielding as Ivory.
    CHAKOTAY: Keep at it. We need the coordinates it holds to safely navigate this meteor shower.
     
  16. IMC Headquarters

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    HARRY: Is Odo spending the night, too?
     
  17. IMC Headquarters

    IMC Headquarters Lieutenant Commander Premium Member

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    HARRY: Don't you know what this means? We can defeat the Borg once and for all! Just let them assimilate Chell's Red Alert Chili. It'll work! Right Seven?
    SEVEN OF NINE: Resistance is....DEFLECTORS ON FULL!
     
  18. IMC Headquarters

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    JANEWAY: We will Supercharge every Tesla. With a phaser rifle. Should be good for the life of the vehicle.