Contest: ENTER Voyager Caption Contest #187 Winter Games

[TrickyDickie]

Captain Janeway had wanted to study Captain Kirk's adventures in more detail, but a glitch on the holodeck had combined two missions into something that could have been called 'All Our Yesterdays in The City on the Edge of Forever'.

Kate: "Kirk's tits, this place is cold!"

 

[TrickyDickie]

Kate: "Everyone round up all the toys we have....we've just seriously pissed off The Winter Warlock."

 

[TrickyDickie]

B'Elanna: "It doesn't feel like the snow snake poison is coming out by sucking on my finger."

Tom: "I'll try harder."

 

[TrickyDickie]

Harry: "Lieutenant Madden says that 'one knee equals two feet' so I guess we've really got eight planted on this ice rink."

Chakotay: "Why don't you go and see if you can find a zamboni or something."

 

[A Chimpanzee & 2 Trainees]

Janeway: When I bite into a York Peppermint Patty, I get the sensation of being in a cold, crisp holoship environment, holding my captors here when I free the other prisoners, while the feeling of victory whips over my bodddyyyy hahahahhaha!

 

[Triskelion]

Janeway: Computer, whose lovelife is this a holographic representation of again?
Computer: Everybody except Neelix.
Janeway: I hate that guy.

 

[tharpdevenport]

Kate: "Everyone round up all the toys we have....we've just seriously pissed off The Winter Warlock."

Janeway: "If only I hadn't made that deal with his nemesis that totally obviously screws him over for our own personal gain."

 

[A Chimpanzee & 2 Trainees]

Mulgrew: It looks like 'Planet Hell' froze over.
Wang (OS): Does this mean it's time for another caption contest?
Mulgrew: Not til your character gets promoted.

 

[Catarina]

I guess I'm back? I was suppose to be a temp! :P

Well, Jury duty is done. I didn't know you're a county's ***** for a month. I feel sorry for those who get grand jury. Moving on, I have some time this weekend to whip up another contest for you all. I look forward to reading these.

 

[Catarina]

So i just finished reading. AC2T: *clicks tongue* over Janeway's Class L planet corpse. *reset button* LOL poor harry....

 

[Qonundrum]

Here we go again...