Contest: ENTER Voyager Caption Contest: 186 FX

[Nerys Myk]

Tukov decided to discontinued the use of touch screens while engaged in combat

 

[Tenacity]

Tuvok (Drawing lines with his finger): "Weeeeeee."

 

[Laura Cynthia Chambers]

Computer: "Password denied."
Tuvok: "Again???"
Paris (OS): "Try making a squiggle instead of a scribble for the last character."
Tuvok: ***ergh*** "Of course."

 

[Nerys Myk]

PARIS: Captain, it's impossible. We can't get Cinemax with out paying

 

[tharpdevenport]

Tuvok: "As you can see, this will be the most epic rollercoster ever. Logically speaking."

Harry: "Awsome. Can I be the first to ride it?"

Tuvok: Ew, sorry, you have to be at least a lieutenant to get on."

Harry: "Captain?" turns to Janeway.

Jnaeway: "Don't look at me. Starfleet regulations say I can only do two promotions every seven years. And I already did both."

Harry: "I don't think that's a regulation..."

 

[Herbert]

Janeway: What's the name of this nebula?
Paris: According to Neelix, it's the Turd Nebula
Janeway: Appropriate

 

[Nerys Myk]

JANEWAY: What is this?
PARIS: I've traced it to sickbay!
JANEWAY: Damn it. I never should have switched that thing on!

 

[tharpdevenport]

Voice: "You are in the Matrix."

Janeway: "Whatever. As long as there is coffee, I'm fine anywhere."

Voice: "There is no coffee. Or spoon."

Janeway: "GET US THE HELL OUT OF HERE MR. PARIS!!!!!"

 

[Qonundrum]

"Captain, Windows 95 crashed again. Now what?"

Paris: "The moment the human flushes the toilet, we're screwed."
Janeway: "Q, this is not the time for one of your tricks! Restore us to the Delta quadrant and at full size NOW."

Crewman (offscreen): "Get a room you pigs!"

The results of Janeway's experiment involving 100% Colombian Black Coffee and Jolt Cola were not as expected.

 

[A Chimpanzee & 2 Trainees]

Janeway: Meet our new tactical officer - Lt. Madden, take us through the battle plan.

Madden: NowNowNow... we only have phasers and photon torpedoes to shoot with, so if the phasers don’t work, WeWeWe we’re going to have to use the photons.
We’re going to take our allies’ offensive line and move them here, then double back, pass around the asteroid to the left, then turn and fire a photon. If we hit them, then we’ll probably hit them.

Janeway: ummm...thanks...

 

[Catarina]

Contest Closed while I set up new one.