Contest: ENTER Voyager Caption Contest #166 what was that?

[Catarina]

Tough round. I almost made the awards extra, extra useless because so many were so clever.

#poorharry award by Nerys

PARIS: It was a joke Harry. This isn't the junior officer's quarters.

Orac won't admit he cried too

Janeway was devastated after watching Harry Potter 7.

Janeway: NO! Not Dobby! Why?!

Chakotay: For funs sake woman! It's just a movie



Awkward award goes to Chak- I mean Smellin Coffee

Chakotay: What makes the red man red?
Seven: *blink*
Chakotay: I mean, is it paint, or tomato juice...?

There was no virus. Just a hopeless romantic award: Triskellion

Chakotay: My two headboards survived the storm! Hooray!
Janeway: *facepalm*

Beltran without his coffee cup award goes to ACT2

Beltran: With all due respect, I don't think that's a good idea
Guest Star: Robert, what are you doing back here behind the set? You've been gone for 20 minutes!
Beltran: Memorizing my lines...
With all due respect, I don't think that's a good idea
With all due respect, I don't think that's a good idea
With all due respect, I don't think that's a good idea
Aye, Captain
Aye, Captain
Aye, Captain

Alright, that's both of them, let's get back out there....

On the same wavelength award goes to Tenacity

This week on The History Channel ..

American Pickers

We'll always have Paris award: Dr. Bob

Paris: Harry, Harry, hey Harry. Knock knock.
Kim: Who's there?
Paris: A Chute.
Kim: A Chute-who?
Paris: Gesundheit!


this round:

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Janeway: I'm sorry, everyone. I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.

EMH: I know he's just a hologram, but...can I please just kill this guy already?!?

 

[tharpdevenport]

Doctor: "Ah, Commander, there's nothing to worry about, it'll just require a quick proceedure where we -- Captain, what are you doing?"

Janeway: "He dumped me and started datign 7 of 9. It's time for a perminent demotion..."

 

[Finn]

Neelix: There's Leola root stew in that nebula!

 

[tharpdevenport]

Chacotay (over the comm): "Red alert, Captain to the Bridge! Blue Nerds attack!"

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Neelix was the first victim of the Attack of the Facehugging Plastic Shopping Bags.

 

[2takesfrakes]

"Damn you, Chakotay, for getting me right in the eye!!!"

"Come back to bed, Kathryn ..."

 

[Catarina]

"Damn you, Chakotay, for getting me right in the eye!!!"

"Come back to bed, Kathryn ..."

If it hadn't been for your avatar, I would have thought Hux was back.

 

[A Chimpanzee & 2 Trainees]

Doctor: Now that my assistant has arrived, we can begin the colonoscopy. Please turn over, Commander.

 

[2takesfrakes]

If it hadn't been for your avatar, I would have thought Hux was back.

What the ... ??? Holy Skunk Sweat!! Well, I suppose it's possible that I may have mellowed out -- somewhat -- but really, Catarina ... let there be decorum.

 

[Laura Cynthia Chambers]

Janeway: "OOOOOklahoma, where the wind comes sweeping down the plain...oops, wrong century..."

 

[Orac]

Thanks for the win Catarina!

Janeway: Hey you! Boy! What day is this?

Boy: Why it's Christmas day m'lady.

Janeway: Ah! Humbuggery!

 

[Nerys Myk]

JANEWAY: What the...? Damn it, Paris! I know it was you who added flies to my holo-program!!!

 

[Drob]

Tftw! Merry gif-mas bbs'ers:

 

[Nerys Myk]

Tftw! Merry gif-mas bbs'ers:

Damn, the airlock was on the left and the holodeck was on the right. I should switch those signs.

 

[Triskelion]

T4TWSA, EIMC!

Chakotay: Have any idea how to handle crew requests in my absence?
Janeway: Let's lock and load!
Chakotay: Or babysitting Naomi?
Janeway: Let's lock and load!
Chakotay: Or getting the cheese to sickbay?
Janeway: Let's lock and load!

Miss Davenport: You dirty rat. You dirty, double-crossing rat!
Henry Burleigh, Viscount Timmons: I'm Gonna R-R-R-rub you out see? R-R-r-rub you out. I'm Gonna R-R-R-rub you out see? ... I'm GONNA RUB YOU OUT
Beatrice Flora: So you wanna do things the Maquis way?
All: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA what a douche

 

[tharpdevenport]

Disney's 2017 live-action "Beauty and the Beast" casting audition in progress...

Casting Executive: "Hi. your name?"

Kate: "Oh, I think you know who I am."

Casting Executive: "Ah, not really. Name?"

Kate: "You may have seen me in "Heartbeat" -- remember that?"

Casting Executive: "LOL, I barely know what's on ABC Disney and I work for Disney. Name?"

Kate: "But surely you saw me on "Star Trek: Voyager"?"

Casting Executive: "Um, I'm afraid I was one of many people who weren't watching UPN, sorry. Name?"

Kate: "Come now -- you were obviously captivated by my performance in "Mrs. Columbo", were you not?"

Casting Executive: "Oh -- that show about Columbo's wife?"

Kate: "Yes, that one!"

Casting Executive: "That changed names four or five times and had her divorce Columbo off screen after the Columbo show runners disavowed it had anything to do with "Columbo"?"

Kate: "Ah, yeah, that one."

Casting Executive: "No, I was too busy watching the real Columbo series. Name?"

Kate: "Umph. Kate Mulgrew. I'm hear to audition for the part of Belle."

Casting Executive: "HA HA HA, no -- now get up into that fake window setting and yell 'Bonjour!'"

 

[Laura Cynthia Chambers]

The Doctor wondered why anyone would name a starship the USS Damocles... and then he looked up at the ceiling.

(If you don't get the caption, see here: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Damocles)

Rejected Voyager episode #357: "Honey, I Shrunk The Talaxian" - Neelix is shrunk down to size after a transporter accident and winds up trapped in the microwave.

 

[tharpdevenport]

And mere seconds later the one-ton anvil fell, unfortunately missing Andy Dick.

 

[Leviathan]

Janeway: Haaaaaaaaaaaaang on....there was no winner with the turbolift picture from the last contest.