Contest: ENTER Voyager Caption Contest #165 Island fever cliche
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Chakotay: Shhshh, it's not so bad. We maybe are stuck here forever, but we have each other, forever.
Janeway: Oh god, it's worst. I don't want to be stuck on a boring planet, with only boring spiritual conversations!
Seven: Commander, thanks to you, we are now under attack by alien warriors. Are you sure it was a wise move to douse them all in buffalo wing sauce?
Paris: Harry, wanna find out why this episode is really called "The Chute"?
Harry: Check please.
Chakotay: All right, Kathryn, just stop blubbering! I promise I'll never replace the coffee with urine recyc ever again.
Chakotay: What? It's still more advanced than anything on the Battlestar Galactica remake.
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Chakotay: What makes the red man red?
Seven: *blink*
Chakotay: I mean, is it paint, or tomato juice...?
Beltran: With all due respect, I don't think that's a good idea
Guest Star: Robert, what are you doing back here behind the set? You've been gone for 20 minutes!
Beltran: Memorizing my lines...
With all due respect, I don't think that's a good idea
With all due respect, I don't think that's a good idea
With all due respect, I don't think that's a good idea
Aye, Captain
Aye, Captain
Aye, Captain
Alright, that's both of them, let's get back out there....
Seven: They're asking for dental. I negotiated to provide them a 401K instead.
Chakotay: But - without currency -
Seven: Twigs, berries, and small woodland creatures.
Chakotay: I woulda held out for pine cones. Morons.
Tom: And every episode, they almost got off the island, but they always failed at the end. By the time they were rescued years later, the real Gilligan had died of hepatitis.
Harry: Geez, talk about writing yourself into a corner every week....
Chakotay: My two headboards survived the storm! Hooray!
Janeway: *facepalm*
Kellin: I found this stuff in a campsite that had been wrecked by a storm on some alien planet. There was even a monkey living in the house.
Chakotay: Wait a minute - didn't you get sick there?
Kellin: Sure, but the spaceport pharmacy just over the ridge had a balm.
Chakotay: ....
Kellin: - And monkey repellent.
Mulgrew: This can't be how it ends!!!
Beltran: I warned you not to read the Endgame script. It'll be OK.
Mulgrew: Chakotay and SEVEN!?! After all that carefully laid subtext!? It can't be!! :: sobbing :: Why was I even here?
Beltran: I've asked myself that for years. Then the syndication residuals started coming in...
Tom: Which deck are you going to?
B'Elanna: Smug deck!
Tom: Oh, smug deck... Thats where I'm headed.
B'Elanna: Smug deck it is!
B'Elanna: Smug deck!
Tom: Oh, smug deck... Thats where I'm headed.
B'Elanna: Smug deck it is!
Chakotay: No, I swear I don't know any rain dances, storm ruining all your scientific research, trapping you here, with me, and the headboard, and the monkey! <Shaking Janeway> We could adopt it, teach it, planetoftheapes, lizard babies! Who cares? Are you with me Cathy! Are you with me?
Paris: Harry, Harry, hey Harry. Knock knock.
Kim: Who's there?
Paris: A Chute.
Kim: A Chute-who?
Paris: Gesundheit!
Kim: Who's there?
Paris: A Chute.
Kim: A Chute-who?
Paris: Gesundheit!
Chokatay: I know it's a crude carriage, and theres no snow. And these guys aren't exactly reindeers. But... would you care to join me for a romantic sleigh ride?
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Woodcotay: "If we play our cards right, they might worship us as Gods."
7 of 9: "US???"
The question of "Who farted?" turned out to be a double whammy answer.
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B'Elanna: Tom, I'm impressed by your human sense of humor. "The Aristocrats"? Pure comic genius!
Tom (thinking to himself): Klingon women are more gullible than I thought...
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