Contest: ENTER Voyager Caption Contest #155

[Catarina]

Thank you for your loyal, never ending entries. Without you, this contest would cease to exist.

A double win for Finn

Finn figured out the Borg are still using the 23rd century equivalent to Vista...

Chakotay: How come the Borg still have LCARS? Why don't you guys just push buttons with your thoughts as you are all connected in a hive? Isn't this less effective?

Seven: Irrelevant!

And the jig is up. Finn also knows Janeway's dirty little secret to the overcrowding problem.

Chakotay: Last of the Equinox folks and the Borg Baby has been released, Captain
Janeway: Very good. Mr. Paris, set a course for home, warp eight *sits down* Harry...close the cargo bay doors...Engage.

Triskelion gets the collective thought award.

Borg: Dang, I was planning to use Seven as my flotation device.

Mr. Lazer beam figured out how to beautifully caption a difficult capture.

Cirque de Species 8472 does it again!

Since we're on the topic of tasty treats, "What would you do for a klondike Bar?" Winner is AC2T!

When I bite into a York Peppermint Patty, I get the sensation of cool, crisp starship recirculated air rushing over my body as I go flying out an aaaaairlooooooock!!!


And honestly, he had a streak of funny ones this week so he's the big winner :P

Whoops, I did two from Coldfire.

Now, my court jesters, make me laugh!

 

[Catarina]

Janeway: Why did they have to design these things to look like travel tooth brush holders?

Chakotay: Should I replicate you a teddy bear?

Janeway: You better hope the Doctor finds a cure because while we're here you're getting nothing.

"This is your brain on drugs. Any questions?"

 

[tharpdevenport]

[v]Doctor:[/b] "Oh, it's ahhh ... slightly phallyic thing. Thank you Mr. Paris, I'll be sure to reclaim it in the replicator later. OH, damn -- did I say that out loud?"

Due to budget constraints, production had to be discontinued mid filming on the episode "Chacotay's Brain". The plot was not resolved.....

 

[Finn]

Thanks for the wins

B'Elanna: (OS) What's he doing?
Tom: (OS) Neelix and Chakotay found this rock on that space station last week. Chakotay told him it was a mind-reading brain puzzle with a pip inside and he had to crack it open telepathically to make Lieutenant.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

"500 quatloos if you'll go away, Harry."

 

[Smellincoffee]

Harry Kim: Brain and brain, what is...brain?

Janeway: WHO SAID 'DECAF'?

Janeway: Are we dead? How did I wake up in a transparent casket with you?
Chakotay: I think maybe leola root stew shouldn't be allowed to ferment.

Kim: It says its name is 'Krang'.

 

[Finn]

People Magazine Exec #1: *shuffles through screenshots of random TV characters* How about this one.

People Magazine Exec #2: Who's the heck is he?

People Magazine Exec #1: No idea. Let's go with this one, have an intern find out this poor scamp's name and call it a night.

 

[tharpdevenport]

In yet another unaired episode, we see where Woodcotay and Janeway are captured and put into tubes that wipe your ability to do basic functions like act. The tube had no affect on Woodcotay.

The episode was titled: "Tubela Rasa"

 

[T'Ressa Dax]

Doctor; Once all the parts are assembled, this will make a perfect mobile for Ensign Wildman's baby. It will teach her shapes and colors. Of course the pieces well also double as sponges. An efficient design if I do say so myself.

 

[stardream]

Paris: Harry, Harry, Harry. First a hologram, then a former Borg, the wrong twin...a member of a xenophobic species and now a floating piece of Tofutti?

 

[Nerys Myk]

TRISKELION: 50 quatloos if you get me out of here!

MULGREW: Who's bright idea was it to hire former Spinal Tap roadies to do props???!!!!

 

[A Chimpanzee & 2 Trainees]

Thanks for coming to my "fully functional" celebration. What is this Kes?

Tom helped me pick it out. He said it was a "Fisher-Price My First P..."

Tom (interrupting): Kes!!! Uhhh ummm maybe you should tell him later...

Tuvok: the label says... Ben and Jerry's
B'Elanna: Could it really survive 300 years in there? After all that time, I wonder what it tastes like...
Neelix: There's only one way to find out...

Chakotay: You mean we can get out just by pushing on the lid? Why didn't you say so before I relieved myself.

Janeway: oh my god, these tubes are connected!

Tom: Harry, what's so special about this rock?
Neelix: Rock? It's a Talaxian Birthday cake
Harry: I just wished for a promotion
Tom: not even smart enough to keep it a secret is he?

Mr. Kim, I've got your promotion RIGHT HERE!

 

[tharpdevenport]

And when they saw it, gun owners across the country laughed hysterically in unison.

 

[Leviathan]

Ensign Kim reporting for duty to the recently promoted Lieutenant Inanimate Carbon Rock.

 

[Leviathan]

Starfleet later reconsidered the directive about not taking officers out of thier original packaging.

 

[tharpdevenport]

Woodcotay: "Katheryn, when you said 'safe sex', I didn't think you meant this."

Janeway: "Last time I did it, I had lizard babies, so it's better safe than sorry."

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Janeway's revenge on the ship's barber who gave her the Bun of Death.

 

[Bry_Sinclair]

Doctor: Oh look, a tool, just like me!

Torres: Anyone who ate this leola root curry needs to be quarantined on an uninhabited planet, immediately! Our bathrooms weren't designed to handle the outcome.

Janeway: Damn that leola root curry! Where's the open button? The open button!

Kim: Wait, why have we been carrying around the remains of the Caretaker for months?
Janeway (os): I claimed it as my trophy, just like I did your prospect of ever being promoted.

Janeway: Ms Torres, I have a technical problem with my...eh...neck massager, can you take a look at it?

 

[Ithekro]

No KILL I

Yes I am aware of that Ensign Kim, now get me some decent quartz and garnet before I get any smaller.

Yes, Lieutenant.

 

[Jedman67]

Personal Log. Day 14 and the EMH brain is growing quite nicely. Tom already thinks it has a better personality than the Doctor.

Doctor: "How nice! I once performed an Andorian bypass with nothing more than a Tonka Truck and a Lego motorcycle. The surgery was successful but I could never figure out what happened to the bike after, it just disappeared."