Contest: ENTER Voyager Caption Contest #155

[LeadHead]

The Doctor: (reading) "Keep out of reach of Tom Paris."

Torres: This meal was a crime, Tuvok!

Tuvok: I agree, I will begin a criminal investigation immediately.

Janeway: I want out of this Kelvin pod!

Chakotay: Be patient, you'll get a really cool jacket.

Janeway: Have you started the scan yet?

Kim: No, ma'am. We were testing the new mood lighting first.

Captain's Log: I'm gonna rid this ship of those ants once and for all!

 

[Hutchy01]

Kim: Please don't explode in my face!

 

[Triskelion]

T4TW Catarina!

It was either this, or the Klingon version, which was a knife inscribed "IT IS A GOOD DAY TO STAB A FISH."

Torres: No Tuvok, if by "Get the cheese to sickbay" I had meant Neelix, I wouldn't have said "sick bay" I would have said "the nearest torpedo tube", and instead of cheese I would have said "mullet head".

Janeway: OH MY ZOD HOW MANY DECADES WERE WE IN STASIS - oh, old lady fingers. Never mind.

Last time I order something from the back of a comic book. This Sporocystian ant farm sucks. I should have gotten the Space Monkeys.

Thanks for the Borg technology, Seven, but I think I'll just live with the "Not so fresh feeling".

 

[Laura Cynthia Chambers]

Janeway: "Commander, I realize there's some value in confronting our own mortality, but I can't breathe!"
Q (thinking): I wonder if now's the right time to tell her who I really am...
Chakotay (OS): "First officer to Janeway; somebody just swapped bodies with me!"

 

[Laura Cynthia Chambers]

Kate Mulgrew and Robert Beltran visit the set of Into Darkness in character and learn a valuable lesson; if you've just insulted the prop man, it's probably not a good idea to accept a drink from him afterwards without looking for the gleam in his eye.

or
Kate Mulgrew and Robert Beltran review Into Darkness in character.
Kate: "I knew we shouldn't have complained about the lens flares."

 

[stardream]

Chakotay: Relax and repeat after me. "We are far from the bones of our ancestors....

Janeway: If I make it into the spirit world I'm going to have a few choice words for your animal guide.

 

[Nerys Myk]

TORRES: Seriously, Tuvok. What are the chances we'll run into a Kryptonian?

 

[Catarina]

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