Voyager Caption contest 127: J/C write their subtext

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Chakotay: Captain, I recommend a commendation for whichever crewman installed this urinal in Astrometrics.

 

[2takesfrakes]

B'Elanna (over the intercom): "Captain, pardon the interruption, but ... something very important has just come up."

Chakotay: "... How long have you been monitoring us?"

 

[Nebusj]

Ready for another round?

Yes, and thanks for the larger images this week.




Commentator: ``And with that brilliant move, it looks as though Janeway has all but locked up a win this round of Musical Chairs.''




Janeway: ``OK, my hair has engaged full deflectors. Now what's this shocking news?''




Chakotay: ``Um ... B, Captain Sulu. Final answer.''
Janeway: ``I'm sorry, the answer was C, Captain Holloway.''




Janeway: ``I'm sorry, I just don't see you filling the role of Frankenstein's Creature. Now, please, sit, eat. Bread good. Watch the candles, fire bad. ... Say!''

 

[Nebusj]

(Submitted for a friend)

Janeway: ``Blah, blah, something, something, coffee, tachyon pulse something deflector array, reset button. Done.''





(Same friend)

Chakotay remembers why he usually never has Neelix's Marmite Surprise.

 

[Hutchy01]

"Yes, I know, Kathryn, I've wanted you so badly, for so very long. But now, it's just the thought that Q's already 'been there' - ahead of me."

How quick for Chakotay to forget Paris had too.

He clearly got sick of boldly going where no man had been before!

 

[joededman]

And first whack at the Voyager Caption contest...



KJ: Once upon a time there was a brain in that head. Now he struggles to find it.



KJ: I picked up these flowers because they made me think of you. Guess which ones specifically?

 

[Catarina]

Closing begins in 48 hours

 

[Catarina]

And first whack at the Voyager Caption contest...

Welcome! The more the merrier. You never know what is funny to someone. These are amusing. Hope you'll join us again. Good luck!

 

[Triskelion]

T4TCHA Catarina!



ChakotesMaGoats: So, how was your annual physical?
Janewut: Fine. Care to sit down for some coffee?
ChakotesMaGoats: I'll, uh, stand, thanks.
Janewut: Me too!




ChakotesMaGoats: And the Rubber Tree People never returned to the Great River again -
Janewut: Wait a minute. That's not an Indian legend, that's the plot from Deliverance.
ChakotesMaGoats: I told you! It was a flute, not a banjo!




ChakotesMaGoats: Couldn't we just make a minor adjustment to our heading light years ahead to just bypass the Devore Imperium and other assorted obstacles?
Janewut: Have you ordered my Kung Pao Chicken yet?




ChakotesMaGoats: Pink Tulips...bowl of salty nuts... aromatic oil candles... mood lighting... Are you trying to give me a sign, Captain?
Janewut: MERGE.
ChakotesMaGoats: Just tell me yes or no....
Janewut: SLIPPERY WHEN WET.
ChakotesMaGoats: Whatever you want....
Janewut: ENTER WHEN READY
ChakotesMaGoats: Just let me know.
Janewut: SLOWWWWWWW
ChakotesMaGoats: Any sign at all....

 

[AgentCoop]

Thanks for the win, Catarina!



Janeway: Our position is dire, Commander. Any suggestions would be most welcome.

Chakotay:...

Janeway: Anything. Anything at all.

Chakotay:...

Janeway:...You're...you're not even listening, are you?

Chakotay:...

Janeway: I really should've made Tuvok my First Officer...

 

[tharpdevenport]

Chacotay: "Oh, I'm sorry, are we bowing now?"

Janeway: "No, I crapped by pants. Computer, granny panties, size large, hot."

 

[locutus101]

Janeway: Hey Chak! There's a monkey on my back pulling on my ponytail! It hurts!

Chak: That's not a monkey. It's Neelix.

Janeway: Six of one...! Do something about it!!!

 

[Catarina]

I'm closing entries so I can jump on selecting entries with my brief free time today. Thank you for your participation! I'm working on a new category image. I'm indecisive so it might not be on 128 but stay tuned :-)