Oh, splendid. Thanks kindly.
Voyager Caption Contest 126: Awkward Moments
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Oh, splendid. Thanks kindly.
Alright guys. I had to break my word this time. Everyone except myself has the stomach bug. I'm in Landry washing, Barney watching hell. " love you. You love me.". Catarina: "The people on Trek Voy are expecting me."
Who wants to be Catarina's assistant? I'll give you my winners and links to winner images if you'll post results on this thread :-) Or wait for me but it will be a two day minimum.
Who wants to be Catarina's assistant? I'll give you my winners and links to winner images if you'll post results on this thread :-) Or wait for me but it will be a two day minimum.
In before winners are announced
Chakotay: you've done such a great job with the caption competition Catarina......and did I mention how stunningly beautiful you are
Flattery gets you nowhere, Chaks.
Hux, if I'm not mistaken-gotta check my notepad, you've won one I just haven't posted it yet.
Janes: What do you think you are doing, Ensign?
Kim: This is how we say hello on my home planet.
Janes: You're from Earth.
Kim: What's your point?
Paris: What's it like being married to a Klingon? Well for starters you find out that Klingon bloodwine comes with a tampon in the bottom of every bottle.
Mess Hall: <spit take>
Borg Collective: <spit take>
Q Continuum: <spit take>
Paris: It's the Klingon version of "Cracker Jacks."
I can't wait for your next batch of pictures. This is really fun!
"So Kathryn, you've brought your Irish whiskey, I've got my 'medicine herbs' over by the window, and there's a funky nebula outside to serve as the lava lamp. Looks like we got ourselves a party!"
Fixed that for ya, WarpTenLizard! You can just scroll to the Thread Footer's Quick Reply box, just click the little yellow mountain box over text field, and add the image link in the popup box. And funny stuff!
Welcome!If that won't work for your input method try Quoting someone else's post and erasing the [Q UOTE=WarpTenLizard;10785247] [/Q UOTE] text to add your own captions. That should get the image to appear.
And since there's still time....
Katie: Before we go back to my place I have a few ground rules. First, I don't cook.
Michael: No problem, we can order out.
Katie: Second, I don't clean.
Michael: I prefer it that way!
Katie: And third, I will wear a white tux after labor day.
Michael: Saints preserve us!
"Kathryn, you know how - years ago - Billybob & Angelina wore vials of eachother's blood, as proof and reminders of their love? Isn't that the most romantic gesture you ever saw, or heard of? So, let's do the same - only we'll exchange urine samples, instead! How about it, Kathryn? What do you say?"
New contest is up. Here are the winners from 125.
126 winners are on the new thread. Pardon the laziness of no images. I'm away from home.
Captain must see:
Jirinpanthosa:
PARIS: You see Captain, I have come to an epiphany. My newly evolved intellect has led
me to discover that evolution is actually something that occurs between generations,
based on survival needs for the species at the time, and not along a predetermined path.
Furthermore, if I actually were 'evolving' and my genes were mutating, it wouldn't cause
me to suddenly change into what my body might look like if I were born with those genes.
It would much more likely just kill me. Therefore, either this is all some weird dream, the
Doctor and every scientist on the ship is completely incompetent, or Q is screwing with
us. I've abducted you because Q likes you, and I intend to offer you to him to get him to
stop.
nebusj:
``Still,'' thought Tom Paris, ``this was a way less awkward family Christmas than two years
ago.''
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Finn
Paris: Damnit, I'm not getting pregnant with more salamander kids!
Smellincoffee
Paris: And keep the change you filthy animal.
Say WHAT? Tie. A clean fun one. And the other for shudder inducing me.
Neyrs Mrk
TOM: It's a shame a frail with gams like that got iced.
JANEWAY: Are you even speaking English???
Vulcan logician:
Paris: The only problem with watching this movie in 3D is when Ron Jeremy suddenly
turns toward the camera like that.
Laughter award:
Neyrs Mrk
TOM: I can't see nothin, you gotta open my eye. Cut me Mick
JANEWAY: Just how hard did that little girl hit you?
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Captionated Award goes to Hux
Paris: What is it?
kim: It's so small
Janeway: It's Beltran's enthusiasm for the show
EMH: May it rest in peace
_______
Captains #1
Clever and I loved eye spy games as a kid.
Nebusj
Fun-Time Activity Puzzle! Can you spot the ship's Laundry Officer in this scene?
126 winners are on the new thread. Pardon the laziness of no images. I'm away from home.
Captain must see:
Jirinpanthosa:
PARIS: You see Captain, I have come to an epiphany. My newly evolved intellect has led
me to discover that evolution is actually something that occurs between generations,
based on survival needs for the species at the time, and not along a predetermined path.
Furthermore, if I actually were 'evolving' and my genes were mutating, it wouldn't cause
me to suddenly change into what my body might look like if I were born with those genes.
It would much more likely just kill me. Therefore, either this is all some weird dream, the
Doctor and every scientist on the ship is completely incompetent, or Q is screwing with
us. I've abducted you because Q likes you, and I intend to offer you to him to get him to
stop.
nebusj:
``Still,'' thought Tom Paris, ``this was a way less awkward family Christmas than two years
ago.''
____________
Finn
Paris: Damnit, I'm not getting pregnant with more salamander kids!
Smellincoffee
Paris: And keep the change you filthy animal.
Say WHAT? Tie. A clean fun one. And the other for shudder inducing me.
Neyrs Mrk
TOM: It's a shame a frail with gams like that got iced.
JANEWAY: Are you even speaking English???
Vulcan logician:
Paris: The only problem with watching this movie in 3D is when Ron Jeremy suddenly
turns toward the camera like that.
Laughter award:
Neyrs Mrk
TOM: I can't see nothin, you gotta open my eye. Cut me Mick
JANEWAY: Just how hard did that little girl hit you?
________
Captionated Award goes to Hux
Paris: What is it?
kim: It's so small
Janeway: It's Beltran's enthusiasm for the show
EMH: May it rest in peace
_______
Captains #1
Clever and I loved eye spy games as a kid.
Nebusj
Fun-Time Activity Puzzle! Can you spot the ship's Laundry Officer in this scene?
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