Voyager Caption Contest 126: Awkward Moments

[2takesfrakes]

"I see how you and Tom keep avoiding looking at eachother when I'm around, Seven. You're sleeping with my husband. Aren't you?!"

 

[Triskelion]

B'Elanna: We have leola stew, chili, or a turkey platter special.
Seven: I'll just have the turkey.
B'Elanna: Tom! Get over here!

The Lovemaster: A gentleman always wipes his saliva from the bottle before giving his date some wine, Captain Baby.
Captain Baby: Janeway to security....

 

[kirkfan]

My tribe actually invented the suppository. This one is medium size.

 

[Finn]

Paris: You won't believe this! Someone decided to pull a prank on me by transporting me to the holodeck, while I was sleeping, where a recreation of Voyager was running. B'Elanna actually gave birth to a pair of lizard babies.

 

[2takesfrakes]

"Seska, I know we are enemies - but not, I hope, in the presence of great wine."

 

[kirkfan]

B'Lana: ... so Tom will be gone for a couple of days, so you can come by my quarters and...

Seven: ...I can explore this other facet of my humanity.

 

[Nerys Myk]

TORRES: You're not texting Tom,are you?

SEVEN: Why would I text Mr. Paris?

TOM'S PADD: She's on to us...

 

[kirkfan]

Tom: Let me guess, Harry has put a "kick me" sign on my back, hasn't he?

Neelix: How did you know?

Tom: That's the third time this week.

 

[Nebusj]

Good news I got ambitious and I have photos for the next three contests! I will be able to rotate every 8 days so jump in soon.

And good luck running the contest!

(I don't wish to be fussy, but is it possible to have larger pictures in future? It's easier to find a fresh angle on a more detailed image.)




``Sure, we're on a lone starship stranded 70,000 light years from re-supply, on short rations and without replicators to spare. Why wouldn't I have dinner candles?''




A tough round of finalists for Voyager's Third Annual Delta Quadrant Sneeze contest.




``Oh, Jerry, don't let's ask for the moon. We have the starships ... oops.''




Kim: ``And if I don't lose touch with you for fourteen more hours I get promoted to Lieutenant, right?''




Torres: ``He asked me to tell you he isn't going to stop eating his shoes until you say more than two words to him.''
Seven: ``You may tell him, 'Bon appetite'.''

 

[Nerys Myk]

TORRES:Gosh, Seven. Tom is sitting over right there. He's so cute. Do you think he'll ask me to the big dance?

SEVEN: It is moments like this that make me long for the Collective.

 

[fonzob1]

"And for my next trick, I'm going to pull this cork out of the bottle with my butt cheeks."




"Oh, Harry! Take me to Chinatown, baby!"



"Hey, b****, look at me when I'm talking to you."

 

[Hutchy01]

Janeway "Computer, remove Chacotay hologram from Hot Steaming Encounter Program #2 and insert 7 of 9 hologram. And give her a human male penis. Stop romantic mood music and play bow wow chicka chicka bow wow '70's porno music."

Computer: Beeps, "Please specify length and girth."

Sweet mother of surak the internet doesn't need more of seven like that!

 

[2takesfrakes]

"Kiss me, Kathryn -- I've had a hard day and my mouth's dry."

 

[JirinPanthosa]

PARIS: And finally, we have the winner for Ensign of the Month.
KIM (Thinking): Finally, this is my time! If I'm Ensign of the Month they're sure to promote me to lieutenant.
PARIS: This inanimate carbon rod!

 

[Nerys Myk]

PARIS: Dammit, Harry! If you photobomb me one more time!!!!!

 

[Catarina]

Last chance for entries. I'm posting on Wednesday. (CST)

Thank you for the big turn out. This might be a tough choice! I laughed and flinched at probably all of them :-). I'll also post winners from #125.

 

[LeadHead]

Catarina, welcome to the prestigious group of those who run caption contests!



Chakotay: You know, Seven... (Struggles with the opening the wine) I'm known in some circles... (Continues to struggle) as a very... (pulls with all of his might on the cork) macho ma- oh for gods sake, could you get me a phaser?!



Paris: Tuvok, when the Captain said 'drop everything' I don't think she meant your pants.



Janeway: You're a very interesting man, Michael Sullivan.

Michael: Not according to the reviews of this episode.




Janeway: What's in here? It's like a shrine, with photos of me everywhere!

Kim: Oh, no! You weren't supposed to see that!



B'Elanna: So, you've been monitoring Tom's and my sex life?

Seven: Yes, as requested. Endurance is down by 6%. I recommend increasing electrolytes before your next attempt.

B'Elanna: You're the best, Seven.

 

[2takesfrakes]

NEELIX: "Welcome to Good Morning, Voyager. We have a special episode, today, where we ask: 'Should there be limits to friendship?'

To help us answer that question is Tom Paris. His peer and best friend, Harry Kim, is actually married to his daughter ... in another timeline! The mother of whom just so happens to be my ex-girlfriend! And we're all here to hash out our true feelings, for your entertainment."

PARIS: "I don't know what Tom from the other timeline's thoughts are, but I'm going to kick Harry's ass in our timeline ... right after this!!!"

 

[Catarina]

Re: but is it possible to have larger pictures in
future? It's easier to find a fresh angle on a more detailed image.)


Yup! You shall.

 

[tharpdevenport]

Paris: "Wait -- a new contest? We haven't even seen the winners from the last contest."