Voyager Caption Contest 125: The Trouble with Tom

[Captain Kathryn]

People are talking about "submitting" way too much here, I think.

Next episode of 50 Shades of Voyager...

(hey, do I get any points if I choose the next caption contest TITLE? )

OMG 50 SHADES OF VOYAGER.

 

[kirkfan]

Kim: <BANG> <BANG>

Tom: What should we do with the body, boss?

Janeway: Leave it to doc. He'll know what to do.

Doc: That's right, boss. They don't call me "The Dependable" for nothing.

Tom: Who calls you that?

Doc: SHUT... UP!!!

 

[Catarina]

People are talking about "submitting" way too much here, I think.

Next episode of 50 Shades of Voyager...

(hey, do I get any points if I choose the next caption contest TITLE? )

OMG 50 SHADES OF VOYAGER.

OoOoh. I think I have a title for my j/7 theme I am planning. Hahah. I didn't read the books but hey, creative license, here.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Oh geez, what have I started.

@catarina, just don't make any of your characters out to be the abusive asshole that Christian Grey is. Don't write like EL James, who seems to have precisely zero knowledge of what real BDSM relationships are like...hell, I'd love to see a 50 Shades/SVU crossover, just so Olivia Benson can kick Christian's ass and throw him in a federal prison so lonely that the inmates pay spiders for sex. (Rant over.)

 

[Catarina]

That's precisely why I won't read it. I could have just said that so you'd know I was just playing.

 

[kirkfan]

Is there another one of these contests in the offing? I'd like to respond early this time.

 

[Catarina]

I'm finding images as we speak. Yesterday I've read all the entries and winners will be announced tonight when I post new contest. I'm slightly bummed my entries are now void, lol.

 

[kirkfan]

I'm finding images as we speak. Yesterday I've read all the entries and winners will be announced tonight when I post new contest. I'm slightly bummed my entries are now void, lol.

I look forward to it.

 

[Nebusj]

TRUTH! Things are going amazing for me! New job (well, 3 months in) and I moved recently! Also have a new relationship going on. But mostly it's been the move and job taking my time. I am sure Caterina will do a good job! More fun for me now that I can submit.

Well, now, congratulations; I'm glad things are busy in happy ways.

 

[Catarina]

Arghhhhhh. 25 mins I spent setting up winners and uploading I start having coding issue and android browser crashed. Swell...well I have a PC but share with four people. When she gets her butt off of it I'll go upload from there. Sorry for the delay folks. Guess this will be a 2am contest announcement :-)

 

[kirkfan]

Arghhhhhh. 25 mins I spent setting up winners and uploading I start having coding issue and android browser crashed. Swell...well I have a PC but share with four people. When she gets her butt off of it I'll go upload from there. Sorry for the delay folks. Guess this will be a 2am contest announcement :-)

As Tom Paris would say: "You have us all hanging by a thread."