Neelix: Halt!
He who would enter the Cave of Death
Must answer me
These questions three
Ere the other side he see.
Janeway: Paris and his insertion of archaic Earth comedy into EVERY HOLOGRAM ROUTINE must be stopped.
Neelix: STOP! You don't have the National Parks agency's required equipment for spelunking. You must acquire this list of gear and a license to spelunk at the Park Office at the entrance.
Tuvok: Our new security protocols will involve patdowns prior to any person entering the bridge.
Paris: Tuvok, that's nuts. We have scanners. And who's doing the patting, huh, some churl down in security?
Kes, brightly: I am!
Paris: Well, nevermind then.
Chakotay: Wanna see the rest of my tats?
Janeway: Don't even.
Paris: Where do you see yourself in five years?
Chakotay: Uh, stuck in the Delta Quadrant.
Neelix: Would you call yourself a 'people' person?
Chakotay: Sure, I like people. I'm a good judge of character. 'Cept when it comes to picking crewmates, maybe. A few of my most trusted associates have turned out to be working against me.
Tuvok: What prior experience do you have that suggests you would be a good fit for our ship's CO position?
Chakotay: I used to captain my own ship.
Tuvok: Why did you leave that position?
Chakotay: I was uh, betrayed by some of the crew. And arrested.
Kes: Well, Mr. Chakotay, this has been just lovely. We'll keep your resume for six months, and if you don't hear from us before then, please don't hesitate to apply again.
