Chakotay: Lalalala can't heaaaaaaar yooouuuuuu! Torres: How the hell are you our first officer? Tuvok: I used to wonder as much when he was our 'captain'. Chakotay: Torres and Tuvok didn't think I could do this. Janeway: You can't. Go away. The Doctor: You'd rather navigate the Obamacare website than talk to me?! Paris, OS: Whoops. Looks like they're on to us, Harry. Kim, OS: I told you that was a bad idea! Paris: At least when they trace the feed to Sickbay they'll think it was the doctor. Kim: Or you, 'medic'. Paris: Damn.