VFWCC 8 - This isn't food, it's made of CAPTIONS! AAAAA!

[Koinek]

Well folks, it's time for another Weekly Voyager Forum Caption Competition!

First, we declare last week's winners. We have two honorable mentions this time around. First with the conventional captioning we have Shatmandu:

Neelix: "It's a wonderful time in a girl's life, getting your first period ..."

And with the Photoshop we have DRMidnite:

But the winner from last week is Mistral with:

"Neelix, all those awful people over there, are they-"


Neelix: "Yup, sweetie, they're TrekBBS-ers."

Congratulations! You win the Woimy Squoimy Prize for Voyager Excellence for this week:

Now for image number 8:

Captions Away!

 

[Triskelion]

Janeway: Mmm. Tart, and a little soggy.
Chakotay: Can I please have my other one back?

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Janeway: "Oh God! This tastes like feet. You call this authentic Native American cuisine?"
Chakotay: "I call that Seven's facepack. I'm cooking the burgers and fries on a Borg lean mean grilling machine at the other side of the cargo bay."

 

[Rat Boy]

Chakotay: "Seven made the coffee this morning, didn't she?"

Janeway: "Kill her."

 

[Mistral]

Thanks for the Woimy Squoimy! and my next trick is:

"Sour porcupine-flavored Chicklets? You just lost your replicator privileges, Chakotay!"

 

[voyagerfan]

Janeway "Get your hand of there Chakotay"!

Chakotay "I thought you'd rather like that Kathryn"

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Chakotay: 'What is it?"

Janeway: "I dunno, I found it in Forbin's dumpster. Wanna hot glue it to the Delta Flyer and see what happens?"

 

[Nerys Myk]

CHAKOTAY: I'm not sure playing practical jokes on Seven is a good idea.

JANEWAY:Shut up and hand me the time delayed Superglue.

 

[Finn]

Chakotay: "I'm sorry this happened again, Captain. One minute Tuvok was telling me a poem his grandson wrote and the next, I was waking up and saw the Borg Cube fill the viewer as Tuvok droned on. He was barely halfway through the poem".

Janeway: "I didn't know shuttlecraft could glow green after impacting on a...."

 

[Triskelion]

What's that, Captain?
What's what?
Is it a skittles?
Mmnope.
Well what are you eating?
Mmnothing.
It's a skittles, isn't it. Give us a skittles.
At ease, Commander.
Come on, Kathy.
No.
Kathy, come on.
NO!
Skittle wittle Chakky, you know you wuv wittle Chakky an' his wittle Chakky voicey-woicey.
Dismissed, Commander!
Kathy Wathy skittle wittle just gimme a wittle skittle ...
<continues for two hours>

 

[Lucy of Nine]

Chakotay : Kathryn, I've found your dentures, they're just behind you on the floor...
Janeway : Oh fanks, Thakothay! I was wowwied for a momenth I'd losth them for goodth!

 

[Jeri]

Tom is really going to be ticked off; this transmission is totaled!

 

[Nebusj]

``So that's what happened to the Borg Baby, Captain? Fondue?!''

 

[Shatmandu]

Beltran: "It's cold in here."
Mulgrew: "Maybe we could throw your acting on the fire."

 

[Rat Boy]

Going through Seven of Nine's underwear drawer wasn't as fun as they initially thought it was going to be.

 

[Candlelight]

Chakotay: "Mmmm, that's a fine bit of ass"
Janeway: "Hmm?"
Chakotay: "I said Seven should really polish that brass. Looks very dull. ... Mmmm, I wouldn't mind getting her against a bulkhead"
Janeway: "What?"
Chakotay: "I said I have to help Torres with a drumhead. ... Mmmm, I think Seven should stop wasting time and clean up this mess"
Janeway: "Come again?"
Chakotay: "I said I think I should stop wasting time and grab your breasts- SHIT!"

 

[jgdst]

``So that's what happened to the Borg Baby, Captain? Fondue?!''

Melted cheesy baby? That is a fon-don't

 

[26138]

Even with all her Starfleet training, Captain Janeway still couldn't master the moving thumb magic trick.

 

[Candlelight]

Even with all her Starfleet training, Captain Janeway still couldn't master the moving thumb magic trick.

I prefer this magic thumb version:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=taRlJDJxRvU

Take note of who appears in the sketch, you may recognise him...

 

[jgdst]

Chakotay: So... you ate Seven, I understand that, but do you have to keep spitting the implanty bits all over the console?