VFWCC Redux 7 - Verily this be a caption contest...

[Koinek]

Welcome to another Voyager Forum Weekly Caption Competition!

Last week's winners:
The honorable mention goes to:

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Hey everyone guess who I saw tongue kissing a picture of the Captain?

Nice!

And the wit is winner is:

CHAKOTAY: You're out of uniform Mr Paris! And that "phaser" isn't regulation!

TORRES: Next time, just wait for me in my quarters Tom.

Nerys Myk, you win the Woimy Squoimy Prize for Voyager Excellence for this week:

And now for Image number 7:

Captions away!

 

[Candlelight]

"I need an adult here!"

 

[DRMidnite]

 

[DRMidnite]

Scarlett Pommers: Section 31

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Neelix: "Tell me Naomi, do you like Gladiator movies?"

 

[voyagerfan]

Noami looks in horror as Kes pulls off her suit....

and reveals a MAN!

 

[Velocity]

It's normal for girls in puberty to feel horny, Naomi. Come sit on my lap and I'll explain it all to you.

 

[Lucy of Nine]

Naomi to her mom : Whaaaaat? You make this guy my godfather, then you completely disappear and let him babysit me... and NOW you tell me that he dated a girl younger than me??? Oh that's just great... THANKS FOR NOTHING MOM!

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Neelix: "Forget legal, your over four now. Where I come from, that's middle aged."

 

[Shatmandu]

Neelix: "It's a wonderful time in a girl's life, getting your first period ..."

 

[Rat Boy]

Janeway quickly put a stop to Neelix's acupuncture service.

 

[Candlelight]

"Captain, what is rohitnol?"

 

[Nebusj]

``I forgot my lines! They were on the tip of my tongue!''
``Well now they're all over your face!''

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Neelix: "Remember when you were little and I used to babysit. I had to clean up after you, change your diapers, bathe you. I really miss that. Say, Naomi..."

 

[Nerys Myk]

As my mother said after seeing Worf: "If I had a forehead like that, I'd wear bangs."

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Neelix: "It still makes me giggle. You were two years old, we were on the holodeck and you got desperate. Long story short. You peed all over me. Say... Naomi?"

 

[Candlelight]

"I remember that day when you thought you were a puppy. You used to roll on the ground, drink out of a bowl, allow me to rub your tummy, hump my leg... say Naomi..."

 

[Rat Boy]

Naomi: "I need an adult!"

 

[Candlelight]

Naomi: "I need an adult!"

Copycat.

 

[LeadHead]

When I said I needed more lines, this isn't what I had in mind!