VFWCC #14 - The Captions Stimulus

[Shatmandu]

EMH: "No, science doesn't want your body, either."

 

[Nerys Myk]

PICARDO: Looks like the writers didn't care for your suggestions

 

[NathanielM]

CHAKOTAY: A little paint, pink drapes and some rainbow area rugs, maybe a full bar with pink bolas, and a juke box wih Madonna Music and this place will be looking faaabuloooouuuusssss!![

Everyone stared in horror to realize that Chakotay had gone gay like Sulu had long ago...

Looking again they saw him with his purse prancing down the cooridor.

An fellow officer <whispering> Damn fruit... Phaser on total fucking obliterate....

Another Officer: Yea no shit...

 

[Rat Boy]

Chakotay: "Hold it! I get the feeling we're being followed.

 

[Gary7]

Chakotay: "ONE! Singular sensation, every little step I take..."

 

[Gary7]

After several hours of Chakotay's tapdancing, the hangar deck crew just couldn't take it any more.

 

[Koinek]

Sorry sorry sorry. I've been horrendously busy. New competition coming very soon!

 

[26138]

Sorry sorry sorry. I've been horrendously busy. New competition coming very soon!

Chakotay: What's that? A new caption contest? Where?!

 

[Civil Shadow]

Kim: Those alien refugees? Nearly ate me. Their leader said, and I quote, "You no has cheezburger."

 

[Nerys Myk]

The crew began to suspect that Chakotay's friend "Harvey" did not exist.

 

[LeadHead]

The disagree ment between Harry and The Doctor in "Workforce" got a little ugly.

Seven and Chakotay's first date: Dinner and being trapped in a force field.

 

[Alyssa]

Kim: Those alien refugees? Nearly ate me. Their leader said, and I quote, "You no has cheezburger."

LOLCATZ RUUUULE!!!!!!!!!

 

[Mistral]

Sorry sorry sorry. I've been horrendously busy. New competition coming very soon!

Chakotay: What's that? A new caption contest? Where?!

The crewmembers just couldn't get excited-they knew it was another one of Chakotay's hallucinations.

 

[Capt_Piett]

Chakotay: No, I'm serious! With a few color swatches, mauve, taupe, what have you, to pick some matching curtains and carpet...we could make Cargo Bay Four look FABULOUS!

 

[ria 75]

Déjà vu.

 

[Mistral]

Kim: "Doc, I have no idea why I'm so close to you right now."

EMH: "Neither do I-could you please take a step back? You are starting to creep me out."