VFWCC #14 - The Captions Stimulus

[Alyssa]

Chakotay: Wait, wait, I'm detecting a discrepancy in the plot, something doesn't make sense.

Ensign #1: Yeah what else is new?

 

[Alyssa]

EMH: Are you ready for this?

Kim: Yeah I practiced on Belana before I came here so I think I have the system down.

EMH: Good because this is going to be extremely dangerous

Kim: I know

EMH: You sure your ready

Kim: Yeah! can we just get this over with before I change my mind.

EMH: Okay then, go ahead

Kim: (Takes a deep breath)Okay....... Captain.

Janeway: Yes Harry

Kim: We're out of coffee.

 

[Shatmandu]

EMH: "Neelix is a gerbil with thumbs."
Harry: "Yes."
EMH: "And he's kicking your ass."
Harry, looking down, softly: "Yes."

 

[Triskelion]

You think people talk a little too close on this ship?
I hadn't noticed. Oh, here's your gum back.

Levels.
Levels?
Yeah. Like ancient Egypt.
I don't know how you're gonna be comfortable like that?
Oh! I'll be comfortable.

 

[Nerys Myk]

CHAKOTAY: A little paint, drapes and some area rugs and this place will be looking fabulous!!

 

[Shatmandu]

EMH: "I warned you Captain Janeway's PMS is awful. She called me 'an over-written Solitare program.'"

 

[Shatmandu]

Harry: "I could win this fight if I use your holomatrix to create a gravimetric subspace field around my fists."
EMH: "Or, you could just throw a punch like an adult male."

 

[Lucy of Nine]

Triskelion, the Seinfeld one is HILARIOUS! You have my vote! ROFL..........

 

[Triskelion]

Thanks Lucy of Nine!

 

[Alrik]

EMH: "You asked the Captian about a promotion again."

Kim: "How'd you guess?"

 

[T'Boggan]

EMH; " This is positively the last time I remove you from The Captains ass."
Kim; " B*&$ard! "

Chakotay; "Look this is me in a nutshell. What kind of nut has a shell like this!?

 

[NathanielM]

EMH: I want to kiss you....
Harry: Oh man so do i, but wait my name isn't Sulu...

 

[Voyager]

Kim:"I wish you would have told me the captain was not having a good day..."


EMH: "you never asked and I thought the coffee shortage would have given you the clue..."

 

[NathanielM]

Chakotay;<doing jesus impression> "Behold, i want you to see and come forth to our Voyager Heaven"

Woman: <thinking> Oh shut the hell up Chak...

 

[Triskelion]

Chakotay: Quiet! Someone recently passed. Two - no, three men. The leader wore a black hat and walked with a limp.
Ensign: You can tell all that from listening?
Chakotay: No, the security playback on the monitor up there.

 

[Civil Shadow]

Chakotay tried to coax the Borg baby down with more coffee icecream, but nothing doing.

 

[cultcross]

Beltran couldn't hide his surprise when the director whispered "Psst! Robert! It's your line!"

 

[John Picard]

Chakotay: "But I don't want to command a starship. I want to...sing..."

*music swells*

Security guard: "Stop that!"

Great reference!

 

[ria 75]

- Ensign, what did I tell you about safe sex with Klingons?
- But we were safe!
- I thought you didn't even like Klingon women.
- Who said it was a woman?​

Kathryn, you can come down now. The coffee replicator's back online.
Be careful climbing down those empty crates.

 

[Mistral]

"Doc, it's you're turn. Be careful what you say to Neelix about the eggs, he's a little touchy this morning."