VFWCC #11: Yes we CAPTIONS!

[Koinek]

And it's for another Weekly Voyager Forum Caption Competition!

First, let's announce the winners from VFWCC #10:
The honorable mention goes to:

Oh God, no, no Neelix. No. Pon Farr is not contagious. No.

That's the second time in a row!

And the winner is: *drumroll*

Tuvok: "Ouch! Now I know why they call you Neelix."

Neelix: "Because it is a traditional Telaxian name?"

Tuvok: "No, because your knee is on my groin."

Congratulations scottydog, you win the Woimy Squoimy Prize for Voyager Excellence for this week:

And now for image number 11:

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

EMH: "Why yes Captain, you are ovulating right now. It would be the ideal time for you to be impregnated. If you wish, I could make an announcement to the crew to that effect."

 

[Rat Boy]

When the beach ball vanished, everyone sought answers from the Doctor.

 

[Shatmandu]

Doctor: "Your constant masturbation has caused neither blindness nor hairy palms. How odd."
Janeway: "Perhaps you should update your system, Doctor."

 

[Alyssa]

Doctor: Yes Captain the plasma-botox works excellently in the lips.

Janeway: Marvelous I'll inform the crew

 

[scottydog]

Doctor: "At your current rate of physical decline, you'll need a .... caretaker... by the time we reach the alpha quadrant."

Janeway: "Computer, delete emergency medical hologram."

 

[Evil Twin]

"Report, Doctor. Have you found the reason why none of these crewmen are able to speak?"

"Yes, Captain, I've run some tests and I believe it's caused by a condition known as Extraitis, an affliction common to most Federation starships."

 

[Nick Ryder]

Doctor: Fascinating Captain... I just saved a load of money on our starship insurance by visiting this website.

 

[Rat Boy]

Janeway: "What's the prognosis, Doctor?"

The Doctor: "Everyone in that room back there will be dead by the end of the episode."

 

[Diesel Micky Dolenz]

Janeway: "Doctor, have you found a cure?"

The Doctor: "Hmmm? Oh, that... no.... but apparently there's a Reg Barclay in the Alpha Quadrant that has sent me a friend request on facebook."

 

[Shatmandu]

The Doctor: "Why would I stop selling these photos I took of Seven during her physical? What are you going to do, delete me?"

 

[scottydog]

Doctor: "Gross. Someone gave me an iPod that has 90 minutes of amateur singing from some woman who sounds like she's inhaled helium."

<Janeway clears throat>

 

[Lucy of Nine]

Janeway: "Prognosis, Doctor?"

The Doctor: "Well, going by previous data, this caption competition won't be judged for another 3 and half weeks."

Janeway : "Damn."

 

[Koinek]

^

 

[Velocity]

Doctor: Captain, Using my superior programming, I have chosen the next redshirt for the away mission.
Captain: I've told you before, not Mr. Kim, he's a regular.
Doctor: Trust me, no one will miss him.

 

[Alrik]

Captain:"Have you come up with an answer Doctor?"
Doctor:"I believe so."
Captain:"Well, what is it?"
Doctor:"Half pepperoni, half sausage."
Captain:"Mmm. Good call."

 

[Kirby]

Doctor: Oh for the love of... I keep getting mail for Captain Picard. When are those idiots are Starfleet going to get this straight. Picardo and Picard and not the same person...

Listen to this one: 'Captain Picard, do not trust Soran, he is plotting to destroy a solar system and has technology that is capable of easily destroying Galaxy class vessels. Immediately arrest Mr. Soran and quarantine the Armagosa Observatory. Failure to follow these orders could be disasterous."

Well screw this, I'm just going to start deleting his mail, maybe then someone will figure it out.

 

[Piper]

Doctor: You know, Captain, A Briefing With Neelix isn't at all bad.
Captain: You've hit a new low.

 

[Candlelight]

"This show is taking a nose dive. Not only have I become Captain Ahab, but Seven is taking over the show, Chakotay and Tuvok are pointless and we keep getting shuttles out of thin air. Could it get any worse?"
"I've been meaning to talk to you about my holographic rights-"
"FECK OFF!"

 

[Alrik]

Doctor:"As a result of your physical, I would have to recommend a face lift, tummy tuck, and a boob lift."
Janeway:"Again?"