Twisted Line-By-Line

[LeadHead]

Everyone looks confused. Torres leaves.

Back in the turbolift...

Janeway: And have someone take a look at the turbolift voice receptors, Commander.

 

[Hopeful Romantic]

CHAKOTAY: Aye, Captain.

 

[Athena28]

JANEWAY: This is Engineering. What's going on here?

 

[sekundant]

CHAKOTAY: It looks like we're dealing with more than just a comm. system malfunction.

 

[May 20]

JANEWAY: Computer, Bridge.

 

[Kertrats47]

[Transporter room]

TORRES: Baxter, what are you doing here?

 

[sekundant]

BAXTER: I wish I knew. I'm trying to get to the cargo bay.

 

[Kertrats47]

TORRES: And I'm trying to get to engineering.

 

[Oddish]

BAXTER: "I can't find the cargo bay, and I can't find my security team. I've been wandering around for about ten minutes."

 

[May 20]

TORRES: Well, at least I know I'm not crazy. Unless we both are.

 

[sekundant]

BAXTER: No, something very strange is going on. Ensign Kim said we'd encountered a spatial distortion.

 

[Orac]

Torres: Did he say what kind?

 

[Hopeful Romantic]

BAXTER: No, he went to find the Captain.

 

[May 20]

TORRES: The Captain is on her way to the Bridge. But if she's having the same trouble we are, who knows if she can get there. I'm going to keep trying to get to Engineering.

 

[Athena28]

BAXTER: Good luck.

 

[May 20]

Yep. You are going to need it.

[Holodeck - Sandrine's]

(The EMH appears.)
EMH: The holodeck again?

 

[sekundant]

SANDRINE: Ah ha!

 

[May 20]

EMH: This is infuriating.

 

[Oddish]

SANDRINE: "Oh, stop playing games, ma cherie. I know why you keep coming back to work, even though your bartending shift is over. It's to see me, of course."

 

[sekundant]

EMH: How many times do I have to tell you, madam? I am a doctor, not a bartender.

[Oh really, Dr. Leonard McCoy? ]