Twisted Line-By-Line

[Oddish]

CHAKOTAY: "If the comm. system's malfunctioning, the computer could be misreading our voice commands."

 

[Hopeful Romantic]

PARIS: That might explain why it took us here instead of the Bridge.

 

[sekundant]

JANEWAY: We'd better try setting the controls manually.

 

[Athena28]

[Corridor]

NEELIX: Did you enjoy your first surprise party, sweeting?

 

[May 20]

KES: It was wonderful. Thank you.

 

[sekundant]

NEELIX: I thought you'd like it. The cake, the presents. What was your favourite part?

 

[Kertrats47]

KES: I suppose what I liked best was that all my friends were there.

 

[Orac]

Kneelix: Ah, that was nice, wasn't it? And don't forget that beautiful necklace Tom Paris gave you.

 

[Kertrats47]

KES: Do you really like it?

 

[Hopeful Romantic]

NEELIX: Oh, why wouldn't I like it? Paris obviously has excellent taste.

[...as his nose grows to the length of a healthy tree branch...]

 

[sekundant]

[ @HopefulRomantic ]

KES: I was afraid you might be a little jealous.

 

[Athena28]

NEELIX: Who, me? Don't be silly.

 

[May 20]

^

KES: Are you sure?

 

[sekundant]

NEELIX: You, my dearest, have seen the last of that green-eyed pus hog called jealousy.

 

[May 20]

KES: I'm glad.

 

[Kertrats47]

NEELIX: Of course, Paris did replicate that locket, whereas I baked the Jibelian fudge cake from scratch.

 

[May 20]

KES: These aren't my quarters. Did we take a wrong turn somewhere?

 

[Kertrats47]

NEELIX: I was just following you.

 

[sekundant]

Mess hall]

(Torres marches in and stops dead.)
CREWMAN: Is everything all right, Lieutenant?

 

[May 20]

TORRES: This isn't Engineering.