TUC Line-by-Line

[LeadHead]

Spock: Gas. Gas Captain, under Impulse power she expends fuel like any other vessel. We call it plasma. But whatever the Klingon designation is, it is merely ionized gas.

 

[Brian]

SPOCK: Gas. Gas, Captain. Under impulse power she expends fuel like any other vessel. We call it plasma, but whatever the Klingon designation is, it is merely ionized gas.

 

[Leandar]

Uhura: Well, what about all that equipment we're carrying to catalogue gaseous anomalies? Well, the thing's gotta have a tailpipe!

 

[LeadHead]

Spock: Doctor, would you assist me in performing surgery on a torpedo?

 

[Leandar]

McCoy: Fascinating.

 

[LeadHead]

Kirk: Hard to starboard!

 

[Brian]

PRESIDENT: The proposed agenda is as follows. The total evacuation of Q'onoS has been calculated within the fifty Earth year time span. Phase one, preparation for evacuation...

 

[LeadHead]

Scotty: Captain! She's packing quite a wallup! Shields Weakening!

 

[Leandar]

Sulu: Shields up. All right, tell them the Cavalry's here. Now we've given them something else to shoot at!

 

[Brian]

OFFICER: Aye, Sir.

 

[LeadHead]

Chang: Ah, the games afoot. Cry Havoc! And let slip the dogs of war!

 

[Leandar]

Kirk: Bones, where's my torpedo?

 

[LeadHead]

Wait, we skipped.

Chekov: Excelsior's been hit!
Chang: Our revels now are ended Kirk!

Now that we're caught up

McCoy: Bet you wish you stood in bed.

 

[Brian]

SCOTTY: Shields collapsing!

 

[LeadHead]

Spock: Key please Doctor, time is short. (Torpedo hit) The hull has been compromised!

 

[Leandar]

McCoy: Wonder how bad?

 

[Brian]

^^ Missed:

SPOCK: The key, please, Doctor.

then:

Spock: The hull has been compromised!

BONES: I wonder how bad.

 

[LeadHead]

Fixed it.
Spock: Connect echo bars.

 

[Leandar]

Spock: Connect echo bars. Alter circuit "A."

 

[Brian]

BONES: Sensor.