Trick or CAPTION THIS!

[galleywest]

Wolfman: So where are you from?

Barber: Seville.

Wolfman: Uh...just a little off the top. A very little.

Phantom, at a loss for words after his date, tries to gesticulate the gross misplacement of the Bride of Frankenstein's breasts.

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Barber "From the shop over on Fleet Street? Sure, I remember him! Ole Sweeney Todd! He was one weird little sonovabitch, wasn't he?"

 

[RJDiogenes]

GALLEYWEST: Ugh! What an ugly, disgusting mess. Which reminds me, I haven't visited TrekBBS for a while....

 

[galleywest]

RJDiogenes: I don't blame you! It's too horrible!

 

[RJDiogenes]

 

[Gil T.Azell]

Lou the Barber: " We'll just leave this conditioner in and..."

Wolfie: [Growling] "I said no leave in conditioner thats gay"

PHANTOM: (Upon leaving the can)"Wheeeew!!! DO NOT Go IN THERE!!!!"

 

[William Leisner]

"Oh, now, just sit still, Opie. I promise, once I'm done, Andy and Bea will have no idea how much you've been masturbating lately."

It's fun to stay at the Y-C-A... wait, no... Y-A-M... ah, fuck, just forget it...

 

[William Leisner]

After seeing the early rushes, producers quickly decided Tim Burton was not the right director to bring Julie & Julia to the screen.

 

[Silvercrest]

Whaddya mean, so easy a caveman could do it??!!

 

[Urgent Sky]

The Cure is part of this balanced breakfast.

 

[Misfit Toy]

"New Shimmer is a floor wax AND a dessert topping!"

 

[Shatmandu]

Depp: "Your Tim Burton costume is great. Pretend you're directing badly, and it's perfect."

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Nellie: "Ugh! And to think I used to worry about what they put in hot dogs..."

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

"I hope you like Leola Root stew."

 

[Kirby]

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Lou the Barber: You know Hannibal, you seem to be going to greater lengths to disguise yourself to meet clients.

Hannibal: Yeah, well I love it when a plan comes together.