His "OH! Face".
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His "OH! Face".
"Oui, Monsieur Garou, I can give you zee Mohawk, but I cannot guarantee zat it weel reappear at zee next full moon."
Before going out to shoot hoops with the guys, Erik liked to practice his Game Face.
Barber: "So, what did you think of "Rise of the Lycans?"
"Oh, that's not right!"
"Look, I didn't write the song, okay? But I'm sure as hell not gonna be the one to let Warren Zevon down."
"I...don't think your vagina should be able to do that."
(Yes, I know, Sweeney Todd isn't science fiction or fantasy, but hey, it's spooky.)
When he read the slogan "The future's bright, the future's Orange" in the job description, he never imagined it would be taken so literally.
Mrs. Miggins longed for the good old days of "suspicious-looking sausage thing in a Scarlet Pimpernell sauce". How times have changed.
Come to think of it, The Phantom of the Opera isn't science fiction or fantasy, either. But caption away!
^^ Well, neither one actually happened, so technically they're both fantasy. 
When Mr Wilkins began conversing with the Jack-O-Lantern, Joel realized the man was out of his gourd.
In the world of Soylent Green, the Zombie Apocalypse was barely noticed.
Man: "Got you now you little twerp! You aren't laughing now I've cut off your little jewfro head, scooped out your guts..."
Kid: "Um dad, is there something you're not telling me?"
Man: "Mmm... son, I didn't notice you were there. We're going to have fun this Halloween aren't we?"
Carter: "Can never get a suntan, ever again."
Depp: "Having to listen to Joe Le Taxi looped for an hour a day."
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Carter: "Ok, so what are the best things about our marriages?"
Willie: "Hey kid, I don't think you should be watching this when I carve 'er up with my new-found fuckstick. Oh, and happy fucking Halloween."
"My God. I haven't been fed stuff like that since grade school."
Miss Scissorhands bemused while making Edward's plate, that despite finally receiving a pair of real hands, she was still cooking his fucking dinner.
"So there I was, reading TrekBBS, when I saw a picture of a guy named Squiggy..."
Too subtle?
Nellie: "Well...let's face it, this is the best I can do and nobody is ever going to pay us to eat this slop. I guess it's out of the restaurant business for us. I guess we'll have to take those brothel jobs after all."
Sweeney: "I just hope that piano player slot is still open."
"That's funny. This knife has Property of S. Todd, Fleet Street engraved along the blade."
(believe me, I so wanted to do a much more offensive caption for that one...)
"But why a spoon? Why not just get a different knife...?"
"Because it's blunt, you twit! It'll hurt more!"
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Miss Scissorhands bemused while making Edward's plate, that despite finally receiving a pair of real hands, she was still cooking his fucking dinner.
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