"Trials and Tribble-ations" Line-by-Line

[LeadHead]

Kirk: Allright. Chekov, I know you. You started it, didn't you?

 

[Leandar]

Chekov: No sir, I didn't.

 

[Brian]

KIRK: Well, who did?

 

[Ziz]

Chekov: I don't know, sir.

 

[LeadHead]

Kirk: (repeating and not believing) I don't know Sir... I want to know who threw the first punch. All right, you're all confined to quarters until I find out who started it. Dismissed!

 

[Brian]

KIRK: I don't know, sir... I want to know who threw the first punch. All right, you're all confined to quarters until I find out who started it. Dismissed.

 

[Leandar]

(Enterprise corridor)

Bashir: That was close.

 

[CoveTom]

O'BRIEN: Me. Of all the people in the lineup, he asks me who threw the first punch.

 

[LeadHead]

Bashir: And you lied to him.

 

[Brian]

O'BRIEN: I lied to Captain Kirk. I wish Keiko could have been here to see it.
(Bashir steps on something that squeaks.)

 

[Leandar]

Bashir: I'm sorry about that, little fellow. Who left you out here all alone?

 

[Brian]

O'BRIEN: He's not alone...

 

[Leandar]

(Defiant transporter bay - Odo, Worf, and old Darvin are beamed in.)

Odo: Welcome back, Mister Darvin.

 

[LeadHead]

Darvin: The pleasure's all mine.

 

[Brian]

ODO: Worf, hold on. (To Darvin) I hope you realize you'll be facing some very serious charges when we get back.

 

[LeadHead]

Darvin: You wouldn't dare throw one of the Greatest Heroes of the Klingon Empire into the Brig!

 

[Brian]

WORF: You are no hero to the Empire.

 

[Leandar]

Darvin: I will be. I've been thinking about my statue in the Hall of Warriors. I want it to capture my essence. Our statues can be so generic sometimes, don't you think?

 

[LeadHead]

Odo: I take it whatever your plan is, you've already set it in motion.

 

[Brian]

DARVIN: I see myself standing with Kirk's head in one hand and a tribble in the other.