"Trials and Tribble-ations" Line-by-Line

[LeadHead]

Dax looks at her tricorder

Dax: I used to have one of these. I love Classic 23rd Century design, Black Finish, Silver Highlights.

 

[Leandar]

Sisko: Dax...

 

[LeadHead]

Dax: Sorry.

 

[Leandar]

(K-7 bar - Odo enters, finds an empty table and starts using a Bajoran tricorder. Chekov and Uhura enter and go to the bar)

Bartender: I don't want any more Spican flame gems. Thanks to you, I already have enough Spican flame gems to me a lifetime.

 

[LeadHead]

Cryano Jones: How sad for you, my friend. You won't find a finer stone anywhere.

 

[Leandar]

(As Odo watches the conversation a waitress walks up to him)

Waitress: What's your pleasure?

 

[LeadHead]

Odo: I'll have a.. raktajino.

 

[Leandar]

Waitress: You're the second person to order that today, what is it?

 

[LeadHead]

Odo: Klingon Coffee. The 2nd person, who was the first?

 

[Leandar]

Waitress: An older man, a human.

 

[Brian]

ODO: Where is he now?

 

[Leandar]

Waitress: I don't know. He left about an hour ago. I think he said he'd be back. We don't have any Klingon beverages. Would you like something else?

 

[Ziz]

Odo: Uh...Tarkelian Tea.

 

[Leandar]

Waitress: Okay.

 

[LeadHead]

Jones: I have something from the far reaches of the galaxy. Surely you want-

 

[Ziz]

Bartender: Not at your price.

 

[Leandar]

Uhura: Ooh, what is it? Is it alive? May I hold it? Oh, it's adorable! What is it....?

 

[LeadHead]

Back on the Enterprise, O'Brien looks bewildered at a circuitry junction while Bashir scans with his Tricorder.

Bashir: Chief, you're supposed to be working.

 

[Leandar]

O'Brien: I'm afraid to touch anything. It's all cross-circuited and patched together. I can't make heads nor tails of it.

 

[LeadHead]

Bashir: Sounds like one of your repair jobs.