"Trials and Tribble-ations" Line-by-Line

[Leandar]

(Act Two)

Odo: Sit down. You're drawing attention.

 

[LeadHead]

Worf:Where did you get that thing?

 

[Leandar]

Odo: From a man named Cyrano Jones. He told me tribbles like everyone, but this one doesn't seem to like you.

 

[LeadHead]

Worf: The Feelings- The feeling is mutual. They are detestable creatures.

 

[Leandar]

Odo: Interesting. It's been my observation that most humanoids love soft, furry animals especially if they make pleasing sounds.

 

[LeadHead]

Worf: They do nothing but consume food and breed. If you feed that thing more than the smallest morsel, in a few hours, you'll have 10 tribbles, then a hundred, then a thousand!

 

[Leandar]

Odo: Calm down!

 

[Brian]

WORF: They were once considered mortal enemies of the Klingon Empire.

 

[Leandar]

Odo: This? (holds up the tribble, it squeals as Worf turns away) A mortal enemy to the Empire?

 

[Brian]

WORF: They were an ecological menace, a plague to be wiped out.

 

[LeadHead]

Odo: Wiped out? What are you saying?

 

[Leandar]

Worf: Hundreds of warriors were sent to track them down throughout the galaxy. An armada obliterated the Tribbles' homeworld. By the end of the twenty-third century they had been eradicated.

 

[LeadHead]

Odo: Another glorious chapter of Klingon history. Tell me, do they still sing songs about the great Tribble hunt?

Alert Alarms go off.

 

[Leandar]

(Enterprise)

Jadzia: What should we do?

 

[Leandar]

*insert Achmed the Dead Terrorist moment here*

AAH!! Sonofabeetch!!!

 

[LeadHead]

Sisko: Get to Battlestations.

Sisko seals junction, they walk into a turbolift,

Deck Seven.

Sisko stops the lift

lets see if we can find out what's going on.

Sisko taps the Starfleet Symbol on his uniform, not remembering that it's not a commbadge

Sisko to Defiant.

Dax holds in her laughter while Sisko waits for a response. Sisko snaps his fingers, realizing he needs his communicator.

Sisko to Defiant.

 

[Leandar]

Kira: Defiant here.

 

[LeadHead]

Hmmm... I'm more of a Walter fan myself.

Sisko: Report.

 

[Leandar]

Walter's my favorite, but Achmed is also hilarious.

Kira: A Klingon D-7 battlecruiser just dropped out of warp. It's approaching the station.

 

[LeadHead]

Yeah, they are the best of the bunch. The other ones are okay, but you can count on good laughs from Walter and Achmed.

Sisko: Have they locked weapons?