Story thus far (compiled mostly by others, with my additions at the bottom):
Data entered ten letters on Geordi’s report informing the captain that Romulans were eating Troi’s arm without mustard. Picard also saw the android’s positronic controlled member and almost lost it. Clutching his flute, he started melodically bludgeoning Deanna’s mind with sounds that were often reminiscent of creamy Betazoid yoghurt.
Suddenly Q, his exasperated bunny appearance scaring canceled, nobody wanted to see Janeway's tattoo, but Riker had already licked Spot. Wesley built something peculiar: -holotimeportal stimulator. Once Worf confiscated toys, infuriating the children who caused much violence by eating bananas with tri-lithium spoke: HOOTERS! Then Wesley started to smash the console thoroughly.
New catsuits were designed with extra self-sealing-stembolts, to increase enigmas inside them. However, tiny bunnies from Troi’s bedroom excommunicated Riker by Airlock. Realizing this, Troi felt Riker’s longing for normalcy.
However, Data awoke beside Q, wondering how the ship exploded. Meanwhile outside Picard was singing silly songs about purple dinosaurs, when he drank a shot of Aldeberan coughing medicine meant for Hortas. Afterwards, he stroked the Targ on crack, pretending to ride everyone who was shorter than Geordi.
However, Geordi didn't think that O'Brien could lift intriguing parts of Data into the turbolift, nonetheless he bit down the length of the banana. When Ro bashed Worf over dinner, she initiated a sing-along about fish (no wonder that he barfed).
Then the smelly holodeck created masses of cute fuzzy tribbles wearing nothing but pink knickers and caps. They pranced around Ricker who was not amused. Beverly suddenly said, “What would Dix do?” Picard replied: “He would stimulate all important life-forms until Easter, yet he never remembered to do an obvious rick-roll.”
Afterward, Picard sat on JJ Abrams, because he didn't want to belittle other movies, really still ones, without going Overboard. Strange, grammatically obrien type of shrink-ray particle generators malfunctioned.
"Q!", lieutenant Uhura read. Waking from paranoia, she ejaculated onto Picard's paperback Dan Brown statue, which recoiled emphatically.
Looking sheepish, and then the Cardassian smirked knowing that Cardassia would sometimes orbit the other time-space exit of doom.
Quickly Q reached into empty space and extracted large, bodacious Boudica from Wesley’s southernmost quadrant. Realizing, alas, that that his grammar trounced the sickly Talaxian even as a green Orion sales rep walked off. "Well Darmok, it smells," said Jalad at Tanagra, while eating various brains with relish.
Meanwhile, hung-over, BizarroPicard licked every orifice -- Worf's brain exploded due to agnostic Tellarites annexing Qo'noS with expensive DNA, which was subverted using only protomatter. Suddenly, without warning, Spot began Schroedinger's TV-show. BizarroPicard's damn wristwatch activated the chronometric device, which opened a can of beans that swore alot without regard for Data's cat.
Hearing audible raisin-bran effects, Doctor Ogawa considered religion to solve her mental guilt issues about having smoked ham without anyone eating applesauce. When Geordi opened his toolbox, many tribbles had peed insidious vileness on a self-sealing-stembolt in his lunchbox. Wesley removed Quark's penis from the cryogenic chamber and thought, "Why did it end after six centimetres?"
Dr. Crusher was stunned by a Klingon disruptor without protecting her mummified remains from Rigel VII. Q enlarged Quark's hotdog stand excitedly (the anomaly began collapsing around Quark who morphed into a tribble eating pickles), but inexplicably, Q became sexually abused by his aunt JJ. Admiral Nechayev, bitching about everything (as usual), beamed O'Brien into storage room 47 Lancashire.
Once upon an Andorian time, Riker stumbled face-first into Troi's ample bosom, unaware that Geordi had implanted Morn's banjo between the two surprisingly bouncy flapjacks. Riker synthesized gallons (NOTE: imperial) of spandex cupcakes. Suddenly, giant tribbles began
