Trek XI Caption Contest #3 Then and Now

[shapeshifter]

Kirk: So help me Bones, if you don't stop standing behind me sucking your fingers I am going to throw you off the bridge myself!

Everyone else: *looks away*

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

McCoy: So what happened to your gold tunic?
Kirk: When I got it back from ship's laundry, it had the words KIRK IS A JERK printed on the back.
Sulu: He-he.

 

[Mistral]

Kirk: "So, how do you get to the center of a TootsiePop?"

Bridge Crew: "Hmmmmmmm.........."

Hostess: "We have the TootsiePop coming up on screen now, sir!"

 

[cooleddie74]

KIRK:"Spock...BONES...

Anyone figure out how the silver braids on our sleeves are supposed to read?"

 

[cooleddie74]

"Don't worry, Bones.

Lacombe said the visitors won't need ALL of us to go back with them on the Mothership."

 

[Zachary Smith]

She got away with it every time. While the others considered one another suspiciously, it never crossed their minds to suspect it was the pretty girl doing all the farting . . .

 

[Zachary Smith]

McCoy: Godzilla?

Kirk: No shit?

McCoy: No shit!

Kirk: Godzilla!

 

[M'Sharak]

McCOY: Huh. I never noticed that before.
KIRK: What, Bones? The constant bustle and motion of a
busy spaceport?
McCOY: No, uh-uh -- the way they hang laundry on the
docking pylons, when they're fully extended. Makes a hell
of a lot o' sense, when you think about it, though.

 

[Zachary Smith]

McCoy: *thinking* . . . is that-- Oh my GOD! It IS!
*speaking* Hey, Jim! Look--

Kirk: It's WALDO!!

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Kirk: So we've defeated the bad guy, lost several security guards and nearly blew up the ship... now is a good time to end this adventure with a laugh at the pointy-eared fella's expense.
Sulu: Ah... I never get to be the butt of the joke.

 

[cooleddie74]

KIRK:"My dad told me they erected that statue on Academy grounds after Jonathan Archer got piss drunk and held a giant gang-bang here back in 2167."

 

[Nerys Myk]

CAPTION CROSSOVER

KIRK: Did I hit him???

MCCOY: You're ok Jim, maybe just a little scratch.

 

[cooleddie74]

KIRK:"Try not to take it personally, Bones.

MOST new cadets have their drunken sexual histories posted on massive outdoor viewscreens for everyone to see."

 

[Shatmandu]

McCoy: "'Nimoy Forever, Quinto Never'? What the fuck does that mean?"

 

[Rat Boy]

Just to keep you guys in the loop: I'm keeping this contest up at least another week. Hopefully by then we'll have some more watermark free pics or screengrabs from the trailer that's due to launch on the 14th.

 

[Aragorn]

BONES: Is that a zero at the front of that starship registry number?

KIRK: That's a bigger crime against humanity than the holocaust! We need to find the n00b responsible and pwn his ass!

 

[cooleddie74]

KIRK:"In case you were wondering, the Academy's ALWAYS had an outdoor garden full of cannabis."

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

McCoy: My god, it's full of stars...
Kirk: What'd you expect? We're in space, you dolt.

 

[cooleddie74]

ROSS MARTIN

The Next Generation

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

McCoy: I sure hope that more pictures get released... I don't know if I can take anymore captions...
Kirk: Me too, Bones. Me too.