Trek XI Caption Contest #3 Then and Now

[Rat Boy]

The cadets pass by the statue of Mike Singletary in San Francisco. Not surprisingly, it's mooning everyone.

 

[Rat Boy]

Kirk: "Is there a reason why my chair squeaks?"

McCoy: "I told you to start laying off the burritos, Jim. Next thing you know you'll need a girdle to squeeze into your uniform."

 

[themanthebelly]

Kirk: "So what now, Mr. Spock?"

Spock: "It's just a matter of patience... Now we wait."

Bones: <Yawn>

Sulu: (Thinking) Chocolate cake. I fancy chocolate cake for desert tonight.

Kirk: "You guys are boring. I'm bored. Assholes."

 

[cooleddie74]

KIRK:"Someone fetch me a spray-painted styrofoam cup of coffee and a Magic Slate writing tablet NOW!"

 

[CaptainJon]

Kirk: Oh, cut the bleeding heart crap, will ya? We've all got our switches, lights, and knobs to deal with, Bones. I mean, down here there are literally hundreds and thousands of blinking, beeping, and flashing lights, blinking and beeping and flashing - they're flashing and they're beeping. I can't stand it anymore! They're blinking and beeping and flashing! Why doesn't somebody pull the plug!

 

[Alpha_Geek]

Kirk Voiceover: My Elbow! Must have hit the ion pod eject button! Must...act... natural... Nothing wrong here... Did anyone notice?

 

[cooleddie74]

KIRK:"Stop trying to look thoughtful, Bones.

We've all seen your collection of Orion snuff porn and wrestling magazines. You're not fooling ANYONE."

 

[cooleddie74]

Leonard McCoy had seen many strange things in his short life and even more brief medical career.

But a hamburger eating a man? THAT topped everything.

 

[Zachary Smith]

McCoy: Now, why in God's name would anyone put up a statue of Scott Bakula at Star Fleet Headquarters?

Kirk: Maybe they really like "Quantum Leap" . . .

 

[Sector 7]

BONES: That Burger King is creepy...
KIRK: I know, but he's selling a crapload of STXI toys!

 

[Atavachron]

Urban: "Seriously, when I stand like this. Don't I look like Frakes?"


Atavachron

 

[Aragorn]

Pine: See that? That's us passing Doom 2 and Pathfinder 2 by. You don't have to make those sort of movies anymore.

 

[cooleddie74]

KIRK:"What are you thinking, Bones?"

McCOY:"How CBS and Paramount are gonna relegate the whole lot of us to doing Massengill and Cheerios commercials if this thing tanks."

 

[cooleddie74]

CHRIS PINE:"If it makes you feel any better, Karl, even DeForest Kelley had to do movies about giant rabbits after his early years in TREK. Don't take it personally if someone wants you to be in a bad zombie film or TWO AND A HALF MEN when this is all over."

 

[Woulfe]

Star Trip : You are here, and so am XI

Karl : Oh My God, It's full of stars....

Pine : Wrong movie....

~ Later ~

Pine : Nobody move, I seemed to have dropped my contact lense....

Karl : I see it, right there, on the floor, to your left....

 

[Iamnotspock]

McCoy: "Jim, I just saw a little girl running along the hull of the saucer section..."

Kirk: "Let me guess, the girl was followed by a white rabbit?"

McCoy: "As a matter of fact..."

Kirk: " Oh, not again..."

McCoy: "Hold on Jim, now either I'm really seeing things, or... are those... spikes on the nacelles?"

 

[Rat Boy]

Kirk: "But what does that have to do with Romulans?"

McCoy: "McCoy not know. McCoy only pawn in game of life."

 

[cooleddie74]

KIRK:"Just so you know...most Academy commandants don't go for Southern boys with lip collagen."

 

[cooleddie74]

KIRK:"I've got a ten-sided D&D die in my hand, Bones.

If I roll an even number, you get the magical power to heal. If I roll odd, Spock has to watch you shower."

 

[Aragorn]

PINE: No, according to The Wormhole, McCoy has to ponder with his left arm, otherwise everything that Star Trek is built upon will be completely ruined beyond all recognition.