Trek XI Caption Contest #3 Then and Now

[cooleddie74]

KIRK:"Sulu, set an intercept course for that Orion slave ship. Warp factor five.

I haven't gotten any green mud on my duck in ages."

 

[Rat Boy]

McCoy: "Well, looks like Admiral Winehouse's design got approved."

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

McCoy: ...there she is, Jim...
Kirk: And you really can hear a Trek fanatic scream in space.

 

[Plum]

 

[Rat Boy]

Kirk: "You should have seen her when they were building her in Iowa. Some idiot had the bright idea of putting a sombrero on the hull."

McCoy: "Was this before or after you got beat up by Sulu?"

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

McCoy: Would you look at that? I'll be damned.
Kirk: Oh, that's not the Enterprise, Bones.
McCoy: It's not?
Kirk: Nope. That's the Yorktown.
McCoy: Thank god, I'd hate to have to treat another rabid Trek fan.

 

[Samurai8472]

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Kirk: so now that you've seen it what do you think of it?

McCoy:Meh I liked Gabe's design better. I HATE the secondary hull, I don't like the way the engineering section juts out and I hate the caps on the nacelles

Kirk: Okay.............uh wow you know could learn to appreciate it a little. You get to serve aboard it. Alot of people put alot of effort into building it.

McCoy:that doesn't mean I have to like

Kirk:

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Kirk (on board shuttle): Goddamn it! When I get my hand on the prankster that keeps putting that on my gold shirts.... Sonuvabitch!

 

[Woulfe]

Star Trip XI - Whuduhfuh ?

Karl : Wuhduhfuh ?

Chris : Same reaction fans had once they saw the TMP version.

 

[Rat Boy]

Star Trip XI - Whuduhfuh ?

Karl : Wuhduhfuh ?

Chris : Same reaction fans had once they saw the TMP version.

Karl: "How the hell would you know? You weren't even born yet!"

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

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Kirk: "...all I ask is a tall ship and a star to steer her by...."
Bones: I thought all you asked for was a tall woman and your d**k to f**k her with....

 

[Rat Boy]

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Kirk: "...all I ask is a tall ship and a star to steer her by...."
Bones: I thought all you asked for was a tall woman and your d**k to f**k her with....

Kirk: "That too."

 

[cooleddie74]

KIRK:"I know. I know.

But like an ugly fat girl with a bag on her head, at least we don't have to look at the outside when we're in her."

 

[Gepard]

The new image makes it pretty clear (IMHO) that the part being reflected in the window in front of Urban's face is the end of one of the nacelles.

 

[cooleddie74]

McCOY:"Is that the Enterprise?

Damn well didn't recognize her with all that new fancy-lookin' shit stuck all over her."

 

[Sheridan]

Kirk: "The Enterprise! What happened?!?!"

McCoy: "She's dead Jim."

 

[Rat Boy]

Kirk: "Thanks for getting me aboard, Bones, but did you really have to give me Orion crotch rot to do it?"

McCoy: "I had to make it believable, Jim."