Trek XI Caption Contest #3 Then and Now

[Sector 7]

Is it just me or does this bridge design suck?
"Mr. Sulu, prepare to go back in time by using the slingshot around the sun trick.
"Mr. Spock, calculate time warp for the year 1966"

It's just you. This is a thread for fun and frivolity.

 

[Nerys Myk]

KIRK: Mr Sulu,give me warp factor 6! Spock, your analysis? Bones how are the casulties?

MCCOY: Who is this kid and why won't he shut up?

 

[Turd Ferguson]

"Hmm... why would eight security guards be carrying a clearly foaming at the mouth William Shatner off the lot?"

"I appreciate your concern, Doctor, but I assure you I do not have an eating disorder. And I don't appreciate you suggesting that my ass may, one day in the next 30 years, become too large to fit into my obviously-oversized command chair."

 

[cooleddie74]

KIRK:"Mister Sulu?"

SULU:"Yes, Captain?"

KIRK:"Get naked. Amuse me with your gay marijuana antics."

 

[cooleddie74]

KIRK:"Correct me if I'm wrong, Bones...but isn't that your '47 Buick Spacelark getting towed?"

 

[Sector 7]

"Hmm... why would eight security guards be carrying a clearly foaming at the mouth William Shatner off the lot?"

Pine: He lost it when they turned him down for my part. He finally realized he's getting old.

 

[TOSTNGDS9VOYENT]

Kirk: Ok Spock, what can you tell me about this Nero guy? He's Roman, right? He was Ceasar, wasn't he? Whats his beef with me?

Mccoy: I really need to get Jim an appointment with the ships psychiatrist.

Spock: Thats Romulan captain, not Roman. Though the similarities between the two are uncanny. Facinating!

Sulu: Course heading captain? Romulus or Rome?

 

[Zachary Smith]

Kirk: "Obi-wan, OBI-Wan, OBI-WAN!!" Who the HELL is this "Obi-Wan" I keep hearing about?

McCoy: *thinking* I've got a BAD feeling about this . . .

 

[Classic Fan]

Kirk: "Well, we seem to have succesfuly pissed all the fans off enough for this year, lets not tred too far into the neutral zone of the fanbase and le.... Oh fuck it, this is too much fun, Sulu, hit warp Factor 11.6."

 

[Amasov]

I didn't win!

Karl Urbane's expression after watching Star Trek Nemesis .

 

[Alpha_Geek]

Damnit, Jim! Stop calling me "Gary"! I'm a doctor, not an executive officer!

Chair...arms... too wide! Must lean... Ahhh!

 

[The Squire of Gothos]

Kirk: <thinking> Ok, be polite but firm. He has a sickbay, patients, if I don't tell him now he'll never be off the bridge...

 

[The Squire of Gothos]

Urban; "Wait, on top of the studio roof, is that...?"
Pine; "Yeah, it's Qunito's bike, I got a few tips on how to play this dude from a real nice guy I met hanging around the front gates."

 

[Rat Boy]

Cadet Leonard McCoy earns his nickname "Bones" on a trip to the Moonlight Bunny Ranch in Nevada with fellow cadet James T. Kirk.

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Kirk: (to himself) I'm too sexy for my shirt. Too sexy for my gold shirt. Too sexy baby!

 

[Rat Boy]

McCoy: "Here's an idea, Jim. Maybe if you stop banging your armrests in frustration you'll stop breaking your hand."

 

[cooleddie74]

KIRK:"Quick...have a Yeoman fetch my Backstreet Boys mojo. I feel a bump-and-slide dance coming on!"

 

[cooleddie74]

KIRK:"You're a shoo-in, Bones.

The Artemus Gordon Lookalike Contest trophy is as good as yours."

 

[TOSTNGDS9VOYENT]

Kirk: Bones, why do you always have to have the window seat?

 

[Gertch]

Seth Green: "All I wanted was Klingons with laser beams strapped to their smooth heads. Was that too much to ask for?"