KIRK:"Bones...next time a friend tells you Collagen injections are a terrible idea...
listen?
Okay?"
Trek XI Caption Contest #3 Then and Now
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KIRK:"Bones...next time a friend tells you Collagen injections are a terrible idea...
listen?
Okay?"
McCOY: We can't leave it like this. Maybe if we call Mike Okuda and Rick Sternbach . . .
KIRK:"SULU...
put the dime bag away and stop asking if we can stop at the nearest subspace White Castle.
This is a Federation starship. Not an Academy dorm room!"
"Dammit, Jim, I'm a doctor...
not a man with a normal-shaped head!!"
KIRK:"Spock, you take the conn.
If anyone needs me I'll be in my cabin playing QUADRANT OF WARCRAFT."
"Y'know, they invented Windex over 400 years ago and we still haven't found anyone who'll do windows!"
McCoy: "The Enterprise. Look Jim, she's beautiful."
Kirk: "It's only a model."
McCoy: "Shh."
Kirk: I'm... tellingyoupeople... there's... a CREATURE on the nacelle.
Spock: "Captain, nothing is there."
McCoy: (Thinking) "I knew we should have left Pike in charge."
KIRK: I wonder what everyone is thinking?
MCCOY: What's with the black shirt?
SPOCK: Kirk's lack of a gold shirt is highly illogical.
SULU: Dudes been checking out my gold shirt since he got here.
HOSTESS: If "Mr. Slam-bam, thank you ma'am" Thinks I'm gonna fetch his shirt from my quarters, he's got another thing coming!
McCoy: Damnit, Jim, this is no time for your Johnny Cash impersonation!
McCoy: *thinking* Th' hell? Fries are extra? They don't come with the combo?
Kirk: Bones! Hurry up. Do you want fries or not?
McCoy: I'm THINKING!
KIRK:"Think you can get your sideburns ANY gayer, Bones?"
KIRK:"Captain's Log...Stardate...unsure.
The Enterprise has entered some sort of bizarre temporal or spatial phenomena and all our cardboard, Christmas-light and wooden sets have somehow been turned into a set from that old GALAXY QUEST movie from almost 300 years ago..."
Kirk: Could this day get any worse?
Mccoy: Huuuum......... Well, we could have all contracted Andorian Chickpox. They itch like crazy and turn blue!
Sulu: We've lost power steering, does that count?
Spock: Your sun could go supernova and destroy your entire solar system, logically speaking!
Kirk: "Captain's Log, stardate 0514.00. After a rough away mission, in which I yet again saved the day, the Enterprise is currently en route to the nearest starbase for repairs. You should have seen me, I was fantastic. There were three--no, four--other men--no, wait, they were Klingons! And all of them were armed to the teeth! But did that stop me? No, sir. Captain James T. Kirk doesn't know how the meaning of 'stop, sir, I don't think this is appropriate!' Don't look so glum, Sulu! You were there, too!"
Sulu: "Don't remind me, sir..."
Kirk: "Mister Sulu is a little upset. Apparently Doctor McCoy neglected to notify him that he would be serving as my human shield on this mission."
McCoy: "I knew I'd forgotten something..."
