Trek XI Caption Contest #20: Are You Thinking What I'm Thinking?

[Rat Boy]

Spock: "THE WOMEN!"

Kirk: "I like where your head's at."

Nero: "By the way, Kirk, don't get too attached to that Edith Keeler woman."

 

[cooleddie74]

SPOCK:"I do not like you, Jim. You're arrogant...brash...and even for a HUMAN you are overly emotional!"

KIRK:"And you're a cold, unfeeling Vulcan bastard with the personality of a plasma conduit!"

SPOCK:"Are you as turned on as I am right now?"

KIRK:"MORE!!!"

"You were once a hammy and pudgy Canadian character actor with a bad toupee...

But that was ANOTHER LIFE!!!"

 

[protocida]

"You're just too good to be true... I can't take my eyes of you..."

NERO: This image had a great caption... BUT THAT WAS ANOTHER LIFE!

 

[Nerys Myk]

PINE: I didn't realize that crosspromoting with Burger King meant we hade to work there.

QUINTO: Just shut up and fill my fries order.

 

[cooleddie74]

KIRK:"WOW.

This Nero guy really hates me, doesn't he?"

"You raped my childhood, Kirk!!!

Those nacelles are TOO BIG!!!"

 

[Civil Shadow]

NERO MONEY SHOT


History changes...but a good bukkakke never does.

FIRE EVERYTHING!

 

[archeryguy1701]

After the third meal, Nero began regretting the fact that he packed nothing but pizzas with extra cheese for the entire trip.

 

[Skywalker]

Thanks for the W!

Nero: "Nancy Lawson was the biggest bitch in Kingsley. But that was 'Another Life'!"

 

[jep]

Spock: "Come to my cabin and rub the oil from young humpback whales on my loins."

Kirk: "OK, but I'm only doing it because I need the money. I lost big time betting on McCoy at the Karaoke contest last night."

 

[protocida]

Kirk: Sylar?

Spock: Hum... Err... Well... hum... I'm sorry, who are you, again?

Kirk:

 

[Aragorn]

KIRK: How come 24th century you sounds so different?

SPOCK: Perhaps I take up smoking in the future.

 

[Skywalker]

Spock: "Boy, will our faces be red when we find out--oh, wait..."

 

[M'Sharak]

http://img49.imageshack.us/img49/8485/thinking2.jpg

NERO MONEY SHOT


History changes...but a good bukkakke never does.

FIRE EVERYTHING!

Oh, dear.

"James T. Kirk was a great man... but that other guy was just a cartoon!"​

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Spock: "THE WOMEN!"

Kirk: "I like where your head's at."

Sulu (off-cam): The MEN!
Kirk: Wasn't our skydiving hug enough for you?

 

[TOSTNGDS9VOYENT]

Kirk: "Doctor Mccoy said we should wear sunscreen on the bridge, because of the lights. Looks like neither of us took his advice!"

 

[Rat Boy]

Spock: "Jim. Your name is Jim."

Kirk: "Yes, Spock. Took you four goddamn years to figure that out."

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Spock: I have been and always shall be yours.
Kirk: Whoa, dude, we haven't know each other that long. I'd like to keep it casual, ya know?

 

[Vassa]

Pine: My God Zach! What are we doing? We'll never find any other roles again!
Quinto: Don't sweat it, Chris. Star Trek is now just like 'Bond' or 'Batman'. Actors come and go but the characters never change. Just the gizmoes.

 

[crohnie]

Zach and Chris realized just what they got themselves into when the April Fools joke about their characters hit the internet.
Awkward

 

[cooleddie74]

KIRK:"Okay, now...you're CERTAIN these Vulcan tanning beds don't cause melanomas?"