KIRK:"You realize this light is making us sterile..don't you?"
SPOCK:"Like we were ever going to mate anyways."
Kirk:"Steriles a good thing. That way, in the future that i have been promised, there wont be any little Kirks running around."
Trek XI Caption Contest #20: Are You Thinking What I'm Thinking?
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Kirk:"Steriles a good thing. That way, in the future that i have been promised, there wont be any little Kirks running around."
Spock: "You did remember to kill raise the shields, right?"
Kirk: "Uhhh-"
Spock: "Let me guess; 'oops'?"
SPOCK:"I need to know now, Jim.
Roast beef WITH cheese. Or without. We have other people behind us in line."
"Looks like I picked the wrong altered timeline to quit smoking!"
Kirk: "Hey Spock, do they make diapers in adult sizes?"
"I was a B-level actor with only partial name recognition who signed on to play a villain in a big-budget sci-fi movie...but that was ANOTHER LIFE!!!!"
SPOCK:"Ruin another batch of Warp Fries again, Mister Kirk...and you go out the port airlock WITHOUT your final paycheck."
Heh, didn't even need to check the link to know what was behind it.
Kirk: "Errr... Red lights are bad, right?"
Spock: "It appears this new Starfleet issue Macbook Pro isnt compatible with our Starfleet issue Apple 109th Gen Bridge model. This could prove disastrous if we cannot get to an AppleBase. We could lose everything."
Kirk: "You did hook up the TimeMachine, right?"
Spock and Kirk in unison: "Oh Shiiiit."
SPOCK:"I told you, Jim.
Get a DELL.
You Earthmen and your irrational emotions about 'saving a few bucks.' "
"I had even WORSE eczema and jaundice...
but that was under another health plan in another life!!!"
"MS-DOS will bow to the might of a resurgent Romulan Star Empire!!!!!"