Trek XI Caption Contest #20: Are You Thinking What I'm Thinking?

[M'Sharak]

"Do you remember, Chris, when I advised you not to go for the extra pepper oil in your Mongolian barbecue at lunch... ?"
"Yeah, sure. Why?"

 

[Stag]

Spock: Jim, What's black and white and red all over?

Jim: A newspaper!!

Spock: Incorrect, perhaps you should check the mirror

 

[Stag]

Spock: Captain? Why would that crewman refer to us as Captain and Mr. Hellboy?

 

[Stag]

Spock: Captain, apparently Mr. Scott left a red sock in the water supply for the showers.

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Spock: "You did remember to kill Nero once and for all, right?"

Kirk: "Yeah. I threw him into a bottomless pit. Nothing ever survives that."

Spock: "Except every villian to ever fall into a bottomless pit."

Kirk: "Uhhh... oops."

 

[Woulfe]

Star Trip : You Light Up My XI....

Spock : I sure could go for a Bacon Cheese Burger right now....

Kirk : In the middle of a Red Alert no less ? Besides aren't you a Vegetarian ?

Spock : One can cheat on ones diet every now and then....

Nero : Hello ? Guys ? Remember me ? The guy who want's to destroy you ?

Kirk : So you want us to swing by the nearest BURGER KING, Spock ?

Spock : That would be the logical thing to do....

Nero : This is really getting on my last nerve you know that don't you ?

Kirk : Anyone else want something from BURGER KING ?

Nero : Oh screw it, I'll never get a word in edge wise, FIRE EVERYTHING !

 

[Skywalker]

Nero: "FIRE EVERYONE! Wait, no. Everything! I meant 'fire everything'! Damn it, the weapons guy's already gone! @#$%!"

 

[John Picard]

*cue music*

Nero: "I wanna ROCK!"

Background vocals: "ROCK!"

 

[Stag]

"Captain, Mr. Scott informs me that we apparently misunderstood his comments about how he prefers redheads"

 

[Stag]

"I believe Dr. McCoy' attempts at cosmetically altering us for the Orion away mission has failed"

 

[Rat Boy]

Sulu (off camera): "Red Hour! Festival!"

Spock: "He's been like that since last week."

 

[John Picard]

Spock: "I told you *not* to pull the fire alarm lever."

 

[John Picard]

Spock: "You are not supposed to arm the anti-theft alarm unless there is no one on board."

Kirk: "Sorry".

 

[Nerys Myk]

NERO: I can quit anytime I want!!!!!!

 

[Classic Fan]

Scotty: "You've got red on you"
Kirk and Spock in unison: "Ahh, we know."



Couldnt resist it, a little Pegg fan joke.

 

[cooleddie74]

KIRK:"You realize this light is making us sterile..don't you?"

SPOCK:"Like we were ever going to mate anyways."

 

[cooleddie74]

"A lighter, human asshole!!!

Flame me up before I KILL YOU!!!"

 

[M'Sharak]

Star Traffic

Capaldi: Don't make me angry with the games that you play. Either light up or leave me alone!

 

[cooleddie74]

"Secondhand lung tumors are the concoction of the FEDERATION.

Collection of weaklings and liars!"

 

[Rat Boy]

Nero: "Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit smoking."